mecheko-chan!
dah nengoks Utaban last week, March 22nd., NewS jadik guest artist??
lawaks2..
terkukik2 aku gelaks time nengoks diorg 2 sumer kena "electric shock" kat bum bila diorg salah/lambat jwb Qs. dlm slot, "NewS: Who Wants to be A Billionaire" lam Utaban 2 hah..
yg sokmo jerk jadik mangsanyer si yuya-chan lah, 2x kena "marah" ngan bebdk NewS, pas2, massu gaks..

siap P "pukui" kepala dia laiks..
skang nie team nantoka ngah dlm proses buat hard sub tuk Utaban 2 hah, so nanti bila diorg dah up kan, mmg ingat naks d/load aahh..

mmg syok skali-skala nengoks bebdk NewS 2 kena "bantai" ngan Nakai (SMAP) & ada sorang guy tua laiks, both 2 mcs 4 the Utaban show..
kat bwh nie aku tepek GIF, random caps & soft sub translation dulu..

naks d/load aku dah jumpa linksnyer, tp kena guna HJsplit laks 2 join, so aku malaih aahh naks tepek kat cnie, ko layan nengoks kat youtube jerklah dulu be4 yg hard sub nyer ver. di up kan..
NewS on Utaban 2007.03.22

Soft Sub TranslationNEWS no NEWS
1) Koyama has graduated from Meiji University, after writing a 20,000 words graduation thesis, yada yada. Other university students in NEWS include Yamapi (Meiji University), Shige (Aoyama Gakuin University), and Tegoshi (Waseda University) <- All three are top universities in Japan. Aoyama Gakuin University and Waseda University are also internationally recognized as among the top 100 universities in Asia. (In 2000, Aoyama Gakuin was 66th and Waseda was 29th).
2) Ryo-chan doesn't want to be called the "sole of foot" anymore. Who can blame him? XD
Ryo-chan: During my previous appearances on Utaban, I was called the sole of foot-
Nakai (cutting him off): Who called you that?
Ryo-chan: YOU did!
...and then,
Ryo-chan (pointing to his name): It's Nishikido!
Nakai: I can't remember that.
Ryo-chan: You can remember it now!
Taka-san: Nishikido is a bit too long...
Ryo-chan: It's only two letters!!
But Nakai is unwilling to let go of using "sole of foot," so Yamapi asks Nakai to stop calling Ryo-chan that, especially since when the show airs, the 3D thing shows up.
Nakai: Since Yamashita's the one asking, I'll stop...
Ryo-chan (thinking WTF). <- or so it seems. XD
After that Ryo-chan talks about how he's doing twice the amount of work/activities since he's also part of Kanjani8. Etc, etc. Nakai asks him which one he likes better. Ryo-chan's answer is all ambiguous, so Nakai changes his question to ask what's Kanjani8's good point.
Ryo-chan: Kanjani's charm... is that it's interesting.
Nakai: So you're saying NEWS isn't?
Ryo-chan: No, no! <- embarassed Ryo-chan. XD
Ryo-chan tries to explain that NEWS is very fresh and all that, but Nakai keeps teasing him, until Ryo-chan gets fed up and whines that there's no right answer. Anything he says would be wrong, basically. *pats Ryo-chan* Nakai finally relents and says that's true, even he would feel helpless if he was put into TOKIO the next day. Yeah, right. XD
3) Yamapi's part is about how he doesn't want to sing in karaoke because it won't be as good as the CD version. Nakai says he understand that very well. <- only because you can't sing! XD; When asked who's the best singer in NEWS, Tegoshi's name comes up. Nakai tests him by telling him to sing "do mi so." Tegoshi does, and Nakai's all "that's good!" <- again, probably because he already knows anyone can sing better than he does.
4) Shige is shocked that Nakai doesn't remember his name. Nakai tries to defend himself by saying Shige's name several times. Taka-san and Koyama conspire together in private, which catches Nakai's attention. Taka-san scolds Nakai that he should have remember his own kouhai's name (er, kouhai = junior in the same agency/school).
Nakai (referring to Koyama): Oyama!
Koyama: It's Koyama! <- It's a pun of sorts. Koyama's name in kanji can also be called "Oyama." But "ko" by itself means small whereas "o" means big.
Nakai: I really do remember.
Ryo-chan: That's definitely a lie.
Nakai: What are you talking about, "sole of foot"?
Ryo-chan: That's definitely... what, again?? <- Poor Ryo-chan. XDD
Nakai (pointing to Shige): You're Satou, right? Satou.
Shige: *is speechless*
5) Massu's news is that none of the NEWS members are growing facial hair. Nakai says that's because they're still young (well, I guess Asian men hit puberty late? *gets bricked*). Taka-san gets this confused look because Nakai does have facial hair, to which Nakai replies he's not in NEWS. Koyama comments that they don't want Nakai in NEWS either. LOL. Thank God.
6) Tegoshi talks about his complete transformation. Okay, not really. Basically, that he's looking very good lately. How he dresses, looks, etc. While he's trying to explain what he means by that, he mentions by passing the posters of himself in his house.
Nakai: Posters? In your own room?
Tegoshi: Yes. Ah, I mean no. In the livingroom.
Tegoshi, -I- would be disturbed if you have posters of yourself in your own room. Even if your mom or grandma were the ones to put them there. Anyway, to conclude this part, Koyama brings up Tegoshi's lack of fashion sense of old, like wearing a orange jumper... Nakai apparently was in the same boat. I can believe that, if that ugly shorts he wore at last year's Kouhaku was any indication. >_>
Presumably to make the transition to the electricity part, Nakai asks NEWS whether the six of them have gone out to eat together. They haven't. <- WHY NOT???
Anyway, all that thing with the electricity is to test the six members' unity as a group. They get to pick a category, and Nakai will ask them a question based on the same theme. All six will have to answer. If they answered correctly, they get to gyoza. If they answered incorrectly, they get zapped. But as you can see in the show, Taka-san zaps them before they even get to the first question. Three times. ^^;
I'm going to quickly go through the rest:
Category E: "Tokyo." Question: Name a station on the Japan Railways Yamanote Line. <- They commute via JR so much that it's no wonder they all get this right.
Category C: "Celebrities." Question: Name a Japanese trio talent group. <- Ryo-chan gets this wrong because the group he names *used* to be a trio when it was first formed, but now consists of 4 people. Ouch. Everyone starts complaining to Ryo-chan, but then Nakai steps in to say "group means to never let go of the others' hands no matter what." LOL. Let's see you and the rest of SMAP in those chairs.
Category A: "Money." Question: Name the people that were used/drawn on Japanese paper currency. <- This is a hard question. I only know of three. O_O
Category B: "Proverb/Idiom." Question: Name an animal whose name is used in a proverb. Tegoshi gets this wrong because he only says "dog (inu)," while the complete version is "underdog (makeinu)."
Category D: "English." Question: Name a non-proper-noun English word starting with the letter P. Massu... Yamapi must be pretty mad to be hitting him. And then make the P-sound. XD
Category F: "3 letter words." Question: Name a word that has the small "tsu" inside. <- The small tsu is used to double consonant the following.
That's it!
credit to: Jennehh__x@d-addicts.com/forum & yamaperfection.livejournal.com