Paris Eats Floor




It was widely reported this past weekend that Paris Hilton took a tumble in Prague, while on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte.

Many reports claim that the Prague paparazzi were at fault for her fall and subsequent chin injury, but these pictures show that Paris wasn't swarmed by paparazzi at all! It seems like the heiress simply tripped on the single stair leading from the Italian restaurant she was dining at to the street.

As she tumbled to the ground Benji nearly stepped on her head but managed some fancy footwork to barely escape it. He began to help her up but exchanged a few choice words with the lone photog instead.

Paris eventually made it to her feet and, obviously embarrassed, covered her head with her hood and hid in a corner on the street with Benji comforting her.

The two soon after rushed to their awaiting car with Paris refusing to uncover her hurt chin and seeming very angry with the situation.

Awww, it's okay, Paris. It happens to everyone.

Just roll with the punches…or the slips!

[Image by BSA via Fame Pictures.]

Foaming at the Mouth



Hateher Mills apparently went ballistic when confronted with pictures of Macca macking on heiress Nancy Shevell in the Caribbean last week.

"She went absolutely crazy," a source reveals. "She was screaming, 'I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first class. I can't believe he's wasting money on that thing when he won't pay for his own child to go first class.'"

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Rub it, Macca…rub your freedom and happiness in Mucca's face. Loves it!

[Image via WENN.]

It Was an Accident



After deliberating for less than two hours, a jury in the Bahamas has just determined that Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel Smith, died from an accidental drug overdose and is recommending no criminal charges.

The inquest began in November 2007 to determine what killed the 20-year-old.

Island police have maintained there is no evidence of homicide.

An autopsy found that Daniel likely died from a combination of drugs, including methadone and antidepressants.

[Image via Trimspa via Mavrix.]

Quote of the Day



"When I'm in a relationship I'm very loyal and committed. I give a lot. But it's been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year. In fact it's the first time I haven't had one in ten years and I'm enjoying what I'm getting out of this moment. I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be but I haven't finished doing what I'm doing."

- Cameron Diaz tells the new issue of British GQ

Girlfight!: Blake Lewis vs. Sanjaya

Blake Lewis is really bothered by Sangina Malakar. Actually, he's probably just bothered by everyone that is more popular than he is!

Last week, Idol runner-up Lewis was on the radio talking about how "boring" David Archuleta is, even though David seems to be one of this season's crowd favorites.

Blake was also open about disliking Malakar and has even called the American Idol viewers "ignorant" for voting for him.

Blake called Sangina a very "disrespectful little kid", saying he was “disrespectful of people’s boundaries” and since he “didn’t have a father figure in his life” he needed to teach Sangina a lesson. He claimed at times he would even lock Malakar out during the American Idol tour.

Douche!

During an interview with WAPE FM 95.1 in Jacksonville, FL, Blake revealed that the only reason Sangina even made it through was because his sister made the cut. Originally, Sangina didn't make it but when his sister passed the producers decided to add him back in. Or so he claims.

Blake continues that he was never a fan of Sangina and that he should have never been on the show. "Why is this little kid that's just annoying on the show… I don't think he should have been on the show at all. It's just bad for television, terrible, terrible television."

Could the resentment be an underlying love?

Jumping on the Bandwagon



Nickelodeon doesn't want Disney to have all the high school fun….or money!

On April 21st, Nick will kick off filming Spectacular — their answer to the Mouse's High School Musical.

Are rip-offs ever as good as the original???

Spectacular centers on a preppy high school girl who is part of the school's Spectacular choir. The group is in sad shape, with its most talented members either having graduated or been stolen away by a rival squad. The preppy sees salvation in a cocky rock guy who reluctantly joins the choir to win a money prize that would finance his rock 'n' roll dreams. But the rocker doesn't factor in falling for the preppy girl.

Hmmmm….

If it's more like Mean Girls meets Bring It On and less like HSM, then we'd be very interested to see it!

Nick's people are also making it a point to say the songs in Spectacular will be performance-based rather than featuring characters suddenly breaking out into song like they do in High School Musical.

Whatever… it's still a knock off!

We're not so sure about this. It better be damn good to get over the knock off vibe.

Plus, Nick doesn't have the Zefron!

[Image via WENN.]

They're Back - Officially!



Late January we reported that NKOTB were considering a reunion.

Now reports have been confirmed that news. How anti-climactic!

New Kids On The Block, the original N'Sync all-boy band, will be performing together for the first time in years on April 4th, on the Today show. Yeah, that's THIS Friday.

NKTOB, consisting of Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and Donnie Wahlberg are back together. But will this be as successful as the Spice Girls reunion???

Coincidentally, 2008 marks the groups 20th anniversary since the release of their big hit, Hangin' Tough.

A reunion tour seems like it might be in the works.

But the question is, does anyone still care?

Shoot 'Em Up




Shia LaBeouf is working out his aggressions in a healthy way!

The actor, whose had some recent "troubles" with the law, went to a gun range in Los Angeles this weekend for a little skeet shooting.

The photo agency also claims that Shia attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. That's a good thing too!

[Image via Steve/Chris via National Photo Group.]

This Is Gonna Be Gooood!



Oasis and Ryan Adams (and the Cardinals) are hitting the road together at the end August!

Sad news (for us at least) is that they're only playing a few cities and LA isn't one of them.

Oasis will play their first live show in over two years at Seattle's WaMu Theater on the 26th of August before crossing the Canadian border with Adams and his band to play shows in Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary.

Pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow, April 1st.

If it wasn't Teddy Hilton's birthday week, we totally would have considered going up to Seattle or Canada for a few days to see one of the shows.

U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-A-B-L-E



The Office beauty Rashida Jones is featured in the new issue of Allure magazine with her mom, former model Peggy Lipton.

Her mom is 61 years old!!!! For reals!!!! And, she looks like she's naturally that gorgeous, without any nips and tucks.

Share your secrets, Peggy!!!

And she does.

“I advise my daughters to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize, but worrying too much about the way you look will age you," Lipton tells Allure. "Beauty at any age really does come from within.”

Says Rashida, whose father is legendary musician Quincy Jones, “My sister and I used to tease my Mom about the lengths she would go to to stay out of the sun and prepare her skin for bed with all sorts of creams and oils, but seeing how she looks now, I happily eat my words."

Note to self: moisturize every f@#%ing hour!!! Sleep in a tub of lard. Whatever it takes!!!

Now This Is DIVA!



Miz Kylie Minogue kept herself cool with the help of a fan before the cameras started rolling Monday morning for her appearance on the Today show.

Does she have someone that holds her cups while she drinks out of a straw????

That would be very Mimi of her! She is the Queen Diva, after all.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

They Want A Piece Of Moo



Universal Music Publishing Group (UMPG) just announced that they will renew Mariah Carey's contract in an exclusive, worldwide publishing agreement.

The company will continue to publish Mariah's songs and future records, and she is sure to rake in millions doing so!

David Renzer, Chairman & CEO of UMPG, stated "Mariah Carey is well known for her incredible voice, but we also celebrate her incredible strength as a songwriter and the fact that she has co-written most of her best known songs. We're honored that she has agreed to renew her working relationship with UMPG and we look forward to continuing to promote her amazing and wonderful body of work globally."

Touch her body…of work!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Madonna Accuses U.S. of "Inflicting Cruelty" on Britney Spears




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Madonna isn't done speaking out on Britney Spears.

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, the Material Girl — who recently told E! she wants to "go save" the singer — called Spears' situation "very painful.

"When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty. So who’s worse off?" she asked.

Madonna — who turns 50 in August — also opened up about her Detroit upbringing, admitting, “I didn’t fit into the popular group.

“I wasn’t a hippie or a stoner, so I ended up being the weirdo," she added. "I was interested in classical ballet and music, and the kids were quite mean if you were different. I was one of those people that people were mean to."

Rather than feeling sorry for herself, she said she "decided to emphasize my differences. I didn’t shave my legs. I had hair growing under my arms. I refused to wear makeup, or fit the ideal of what a conventionally pretty girl would look like. So of course I was tortured even more."

But she said it "further validated my superiority, and helped me to survive and say, ‘I’m getting out of here, and everyone is a heathen in this school!’"

Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, is out April 29.

Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food



Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 – a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve – but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.

"I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so," Kardashian, 27, tells PEOPLE, admitting that three months into the New Year, her diet isn't getting any better. "It's so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can't stop eating junk. It's awful!"

Kardashian, who served as the Celebrity Hostess of Wrestlemania XXIV in Orlando on Sunday night, lamented a disastrous trip to the International House of Pancakes earlier in the afternoon. "I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren't good for me and I didn't want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it."

For now, Kardashian is relying on exercise to keep her figure. "I've got a personal trainer who keeps me active," she says. "I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I've actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I'm going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They're short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it's a really good workout."

One person who loves her curvy body, regardless of what she puts into it: boyfriend Reggie Bush, who hung out with some of the wrestlers while Kardashian rehearsed. "He doesn't care what I eat," says Kardashian. "He loves me just the way I am."

Are You Still Surprised to See Jamie Lynn Pregnant?

Jamie Lynn Spears did some shopping at Babies R Us last week, proudly wearing a t-shirt that said "The Rumors are True" and showing off her shiny new engagement ring. She's been pretty upfront about the details of her pregnancy right from the start, but somehow it still feels a bit strange to see her growing baby bump. What do you think — are you still surprised to see Jamie Lynn pregnant?

Ray Romano To Grace Television Sets Again



Former "Everybody Loves Raymond" star RAY ROMANO is set to return to a television set near you. According to Variety, the comedic genius is teaming up with the shows former producer MIKE ROYCE to create a one hour drama entitled "Men of a Certain Age" (produced by TNT). Romano will play the starring role.

The shows story line will focus around the life of three men in their 40s, who have been friends since college, who now find themselves in the middle of having a mid life crisis.

Romano will play the character of JOE, who is a neurotic divorced dad who once had hopes of becoming a pro golfer, but ended up being the owner of a party store. Joe's best friends are a stressed-out car salesman-dad and an aspiring actor.

Romano told Variety, "Mike and I have always had success writing what we know." "What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat."

Patrick Dempsey: the Face of Avon's New Fragrance



Dr. McDreamy himself PATRICK DEMPSEY will be the latest celebrity affiliated with Avon, according to Women's Wear Daily.

WWD reported late Monday that the actor had signed on for a multi-year contract with the cosmetics giant. Dempsey will launch his own men's fragrance this fall, even acting as creative director for the new scent. WWD sources estimate that Dempsey could be paid between $5 and $6 million for his role in the new endeavor.

Avon CEO ANDREA JUNG used strong language when hyping the deal to WWD, saying, "This will be arguably the strongest franchise in the company's history."

Other famous faces who've worked with Avon recently include REESE WITHERSPOON, the Global Ambassador for the company, and JENNIFER HUDSON, who has acted as the spokesperson for the Avon fragrance Imari.

Adam Sandler Breaks Ankle



It was no laughing matter this weekend when funnyman ADAM SANDLER accidentally broke his ankle, according to a report by the Associated Press.

The actor broke his ankle while playing some B-ball, but the AP reports that his injury won't affect production on his latest movie, 'Bedtime Stories,' which is currently filming.

Steve Martin & Diane Keaton Reunite For 'One Big Happy'



STEVE MARTIN and DIANE KEATON will reunite on the big screen for the Paramount Pictures family comedy 'One Big Happy,' according to Daily Variety.

The story of a couple and a family attempting to reconnect despite various obstacles, the film from "Party of Five" creators CHRIS KEYSER and AMY LIPPMAN will be the first pairing of Martin and Keaton since the 'Father of the Bride' movies.

Amy Winehouse: Fashion Muse?



Her singing chops are undeniable, but her fashion sense? Not so much! Nevertheless, beehived soul singer AMY WINEHOUSE is inspiring at least one top designer -- ROBERTO CAVALLI.

British tabloids say Cavalli loves Amy's sky-high hairdo and winged eyeliner look so much that he has approached her to be his line's personal walking billboard and wear his high-end clothing whenever and wherever she likes.

Wonder if that includes to "Rehab"!?

Elizabeth Berkley Does Double Duty



"CSI: Miami" returns Monday night with part one of a two-part brand-new episode when Julia (ELIZABETH BERKLEY), the woman from from Horatio Caine's (DAVID CARUSO) past -- and the mother of his recently discovered son Kyle (EVAN ELLINGSON) -- has him arrested for murder.

The two were reunited when Julia came under investigation for the murder of her billionaire husband in an episode before the writers strike. This is her second appearance on the hit CBS series, airing Monday nights at 10 p.m.

"David is so passionate about his work. I love that," she tells ET. "[When that happens], you can go places you didn't think you could."

Elizabeth is also the host of "Step it Up and Dance," premiering Thursday, April 3 at 11:00 p.m. on Bravo. The new unscripted series follows 12 very talented dancers as they attempt to learn new styles of dance. The winner will walk away with the $100,000 grand prize.

"One of the reasons that I really wanted to be a part of this show is -- especially in the world of reality television right now where there's this kind of strange democracy of fame, if you will -- what I truly love about this show is it's really about the artistry. It's about working hard, going after your dreams and, I think, it's going to be a great reminder for people of what it really, really takes."

When not performing, Elizabeth conducts self-esteem workshops for school-age girls in an effort to create a safe place for the participants to talk about issues such as body image, self-confidence or health matters. In addition, she has created a Web site, ask-elizabeth.com, to reach out to young women everywhere.

Neighbors to McCartney: STFU!



Jesse McCartney is the perfect neighbor -- if you're a vampire!

J-Mac's neighbors are pissed about the former boybander's parties -- they don't get going until 2:30 in the frickin' morning and they last all night. A notice was sent around the neighborhood that calls out Jesse by name and tells people to call 911 when things get out of control.

We're told cops have busted up several of the 20-year-old's ragers, but no charges have been filed.

But really, who didn't see this coming? We got a photo of Jesse back in 2006 -- when he was 18!!! -- boozin' it up in a Hollywood club. The signs were there, people!

Is There a Levert Curse? Sean Dies While In Jail



How much tragedy can one family take?? Another Levert has died -- and this one was in jail!

Sean Levert, son of O'Jays singer Eddie Levert and brother of late R&B legend Gerald Levert, died over the weekend while in a Cleveland jail.

Levert had reportedly been in the Cuyahoga County Jail serving time for failing to pay roughly $80,000 in child support when he collapsed late last night. The warden of the jail tells TMZ that after Sean collapsed, he was immediately rushed to the hospital. He says Sean died at the hospital, not the jail as others have reported.

The warden says that they were unaware of any condition Sean may have been suffering from. The Coroner confirms they have received his body and are currently investigating the cause of death.

Sean, who as member of the s group Levert, hit it big with the song "Casanova." He was also featured in a few movies, including "New Jack City." His brother Gerald died in his sleep in November 2006.

Prom Night (2008 film)


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Three years ago a teacher named Richard Fenton (Johnathon Schaech) stalked and became obsessed with a student, Donna (Brittany Snow). Her parents filed a restraining order on him and in revenge he killed her parents while she had to watch. He was then arrested and locked away in jail for life. Fast forward three years, Donna is getting ready for her senior prom and it is supposed to be the best night of her life; one of magic, beauty, and love. Surrounded by her best friends, she should feel safe from the horrors of her tragic past. But when the teacher escapes, the night turns from magic to murder as he chases after Donna. Now, Donna and her friends must find a way to escape the sadistic rampage of an obsessed killer, and survive their own Prom Night.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)


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Struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel, "How I Met Your Mother") has spent six years idolizing his girlfriend, television star Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell, "Veronica Mars"). He's the guy left holding her purse in paparazzi photos and accidentally omitted from acceptance award speeches. But his world is rocked when she dumps him and Peter finds himself alone. After an unsuccessful bout of womanizing and an on-the-job nervous breakdown, he sees that not having Sarah may just ruin his life.

To clear his head, Peter takes an impulsive trip to Oahu, where he is confronted by his worst nightmare: his ex and her tragically hip new British-rocker boyfriend, Aldous (Russell Brand), are sharing his hotel. But as he torments himself with the reality of Sarah's new life, he finds relief in a flirtation with Rachel (Mila Kunis), a beautiful resort employee whose laid-back approach tempts him to rejoin the world. He also finds relief in several hundred embarrassing, fruity cocktails.

For anyone who has ever had their heart ripped out and cut into a billion pieces comes a hilarious, heartfelt look at relationships -- featuring Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader and Jack McBrayer. Part romantic comedy, part disaster film, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is the world's first romantic disaster comedy.

Pathology (2008)


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Producer’s Synopsis: “Some say that Pathology is a window to God. As doctors, they see the perversion and corruption of the flesh by all means unnatural… by violence… by toxin… by madness… to determine the cause of death. As a result they are the experts in all signs of foul play and the best in the field can uncover all means of killing, even those that are seemingly undetectable.

When med school student Ted Gray (Milo Ventimiglia) graduates top of his class, he joins one of the nation's most prestigious Pathology programs. With talent and determination, Ted is quickly noticed by the program's privileged and elite band of pathology interns who invite him into their crowd. Intrigued by his new friends, he begins to uncover secrets he never expected and finds that he has unknowingly become a pawn in their dangerous and secret after-hours game at the morgue of who can commit the perfect undetectable murder. As Ted becomes seduced into their wild extracurricular activities the danger becomes real and he must stay one step ahead of the game before he is the next victim.”

Do Over!



Wow. This is rare. An artist admitting they were wrong…and doing something about it!

Janet Jackson is unhappy with her video for Rock With U.

So???

She's doing it over again!

Miz Jackson does not heart the clip so her record label, Island Def Jam, held crisis talks all weekend long with the vid's director, Saam Farahmand, to sort the shizz out!!!

Farahmand was given 24 hours to pitch new ideas for a 'make good' video and instructed to have a shoot ready for this coming weekend.

It is believed that this is the primary reason why the original Rock With U video has been pulled from music channels BET, VH1 and MTV.

We agree with Janet. The Rock With U video could be lots better. The dance sequences aren't bad. But, overall we felt like a sober person trapped in a party filled with people high on E. And you know how stupid intoxicated people look when you are sober!

Janet deserves beyond brilliant!

Update: It was an April Fool's prank.

Lame!

Less Than 4 Days For 4 Minutes





Madonna's new video premieres this Friday.

Tick tock! Tick tock! Can't wait!

[Images via Drowned Madonna.]

In True Diva Style




Mariah Carey (and her Louis Vuitton luggage) arrived to her London HOtel this morning in a big style.

The singer was greeted by scores of fans, dozens of roses and over 30 paparazzi.

Plus, her very good friend DaBrat was inside waiting for her!

Note to all: It was 2:30 A.M. this morning when Mimoo arrived, rocking those shaded!

P.S. She's staying at Claridge's, if any of you lambs wanna camp out and say hello to Mimz!

[Images via WENN.]

Maniston Wants to Make Her Own Films!



Jennifer Aniston and her producing partner, Kristin Hahn, have formed their own production company, Echo Films, to develop movies as 'star vehicles' for Maniston.

Their company is 'starting off' with a first look deal at Universal.

Do we really need more direct to video releases?

Echo's emphasis will be on producing grounded, relatable material, say Maniston and Hahn.

"We're drawn to stories about people finding their voice and finding their way because they help us as listeners and viewers do what we feel we're all trying to do, which is making sense of our lives through the stories of others," Aniston said. "That's why we chose the name Echo, to echo back an idea, a challenge, something that resonates through all of us."

Yawn.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

More 90210 2.0 News!



Here's the latest buzz surrounding the spinoff!

Andrea Zuckerman's daughter supposedly pops up in the pilot script! Her daughter, Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez, is reportedly the host of the school's Blaze news show. Unfortch, she only graces the screen in one quick scene. Maybe the scene will start with parents Andrea and Jesse dropping her off at school?!

The guy writing the pilot reportedly has his heart set on Jennie Garth reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, who would now be a fashion design teacher at BHHS. But, Garth has signed on to shoot a CBS pilot this season, so who knows if that will fly!

AND, rumor has it that some of the series regulars will TP the Spelling mansion in that first ep as an homage to the original show.

Good luck getting Candie Spelling to agree to that!

We are soooo excited about the spin off show!

Do We Believe Them???



Vanity Fair is claiming that retouching on the Madonna pics in their new issue was minimal - "just a little work on skin tones and blemishes," they say.

Don't Mess With Woody!



Woody Allen is suing clothing company American Apparel for $10 million(!!!!) in compensatory and punitive damages for using his image on Internet ads and billboards.

$10 million is enough to keep his wife/former daughter happy for a very long time! Facials and frappucinos aplenty!

In federal court Monday, Allen said he never endorses services or commercials products in the United States, making the ads "especially egregious and damaging."

According to the Associated Press, the suit is over some billboards that appeared in Hollywood, New York, and online back in May 2007.

The image on the ads is that of Allen, taken from a scene in Annie Hall, showing him dressed as a Hasidic Jew with a long beard and black hat. The text on the billboard is in Yiddish and means 'The Holy Rebbe'.

Allen claims he was never contacted by American Apparel and never allowed the use of his image. He says the billboard falsely implies that he sponsors American Apparel.

In the lawsuit, Allen is described as among the most influential figures in the history of American film and accuses American Apparel of "blatant misappropriation and commercial use of [his] image."

What was American Apparel thinking in the first place????

Would seeing Woody Allen on a billboard really persuade you to buy clothes?

[Image via WENN.]

Jonas Bro Still Single



Yesterday, we mentioned how Joe Jonas was spotted shopping around Santa Monica with actress Chelsea Staub this past weekend.

Could the two really be dating or are they "just friends"?

A rep for the Jonas Brothers is saying that "All the Jonas Brothers are friends with Chelsea. They met while working on the pilot for J.O.N.A.S. [their upcoming TV series]."

Well, even if they are dating, you know she isn't going to get any!

The Jonas Brothers have made a very public vow to remain virgins until marriage.

We all know how well that worked out for Britney, but let's hope the JB and Miley Cyrus will keep to their word!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Coming Home!



Becks is missing his bones!

Victoria Beckham was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday, on her way back to Los Angeles.

The Spice Girl, with kids in tow, went over to the U.K. to support hubby David's efforts with the English soccer team.

Even for a long ass flight, Posh still looks stylish. And it looks like she's done a little somethin' somethin' new with her hair.

We likes!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

Quote of the Day



"There’s a long list. I am happy to have the drugs out of my life."

- Miz Dita Von Teese, to the New York Times magazine, on the best thing about divorce from Marilyn Manson

Look What Katie Did!



Katie Holmes is sporting a new 'do!

Here she is after dinner Monday night at Osteria Mozza in LaLaLand.

What do you think?

Still no sign of Suri.

Let her out of the cage!!!!

[Image via Cousart-Ramirez-Rios/JFXONLINE.]

Madge Does Cannes!



Madonna and Sharon Stone will be co-hosting Harvey Weinstein's annual Cinema Against AIDS gala at Cannes this year!

Seal is scheduled to perform at the gala. That means everyone will be treated to the yummy mummy Heidi Klum, too!

That's not all for her Madgesty at Cannes! The night before the gala, Madge's documentary I Am Because We Are will be shown at the film festival. Madonna produced, a guy named Nathan Rissman directed. The film profiles children orphaned by AIDS in Malwai.

Guy has been so event shy these days. If Madge needs a date, we're available!

Despite Shitty Ratings…



Lily Allen's BBC talker has been given the green light for season two!

Lily says, "I'm thrilled that we're going to make a second series of the show, it's been such a laugh."

Too bad folks have been laughing AT her - not with her!

Allen's show opened to mixed reviews and blah ratings (just 255,000 viewers for the first episode). Figures fell to 173,000 at the beginning of last month.

But the figure has since crept up to 300,000 viewers for more recent episodes.

A BBC suit praised the Smile singer saying she's "developed astoundingly well as a TV host in just a few weeks".

After a crappy few months things are looking up for Lily!

Time to go out, pAArty and get fucked up to celebrate the good news - just like any other night for Allen.

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Dawson Gets A Job!



Once or twice a year, he'll get a job. And that's a good thing!

The former Dawson Leery, James Van Der Beek, is making a little appearance on a CBS sitcom.

Van Der Beek is going to guest star on How I Met Your Mother's upcoming episode "Robin Sparkles."

Last year he played a part in Ugly Betty.

Somehow we doubt he'll give the show the same ratings boost that that pop star who was on recently did!

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Winehouse "Followed By Demons"



For the third time in less than four months, Amy Winehouse is moving to a new house.

Crack makes ya antsy!

Apparently, reports are that Amy is being "tormented by demons" at her current house in Camden, North London.

A friend told The Sun, “She feels it is full of bad vibes and demons bringing her down.”

But it seems the demons don't torment her occasional guests, like Kelly Osbourne and Pete Doherty.

Wino is still intent on moving though, since she feels her surroundings have affected her well-being and state of mind.

Really? We thought drugs did that to you, not a house!

Apparently these demons have been following her from house to house.

Yesterday, Winehouse made a trip to visit her incarcerated Blake Fielder-Civil in jail. Thankfully, her skin looks better than before.

Now, to get rid of those demons, don't move houses - just stop taking drugs, stop inviting drug users into your house, and go back to rehab! Pretty please.

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Speidi's Fights Are Fake! SHOCK!!!!



How many times do we need to be reminded that this show is not real????

InTouch that The Hills' 'favorite' on-again/off-again couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt only fight when the cameras are rolling.

They are totally lovey dovey and drama free in 'real' life, claims the mag.

Really? It's fake fighting? It's all staged?!

NO WAY!

A 'fake' fight was reportedly staged for The Hills in Vegas this past weekend.

In the episode, Heidi and Spencer are in Sin City for Heidi's fake job with SBE Entertainment.

A source tells the mag, "She staged a business meeting at the Dos Caminos Las Vegas Mexican restaurant. It was all drama (Speidi were fighting and shizz)! After each take, they were cutesy again."

Their brains must be well trained. Don't they ever get confused with the constant back and forth between 'real' and 'reality'?

Update: A rep for Sencer & Heidi tell PerezHilton.com exclusively, "In Touch must have gotten their information from a bad source."

Source: Beyoncé and Jay-Z Take Out Marriage License



Beyoncé Knowles and longtime beau Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y., PEOPLE has learned.

According to a source, the pair obtained a license Tuesday morning. The document is valid for 60 days.

A rep for Beyoncé told PEOPLE, "No comment." Jay-Z's spokesperson could not be reached.

Beyoncé, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, have been dating since 2002, though the couple have stood reluctant to discuss their relationship publicly. Rumors about their romance began circulating after the singer appeared on Jay-Z's song "'03 Bonnie & Clyde," followed by collaborations on Beyoncé's solo hit "Crazy in Love," in 2003.

While the two have remained tight-lipped about the state of their romance, by no means has Beyoné brushed off talk of marriage. In December 2006, the singer told InStyle, "You can't rush a man into anything – whether it's a relationship, marriage or having children."

Earlier that month the pair were besieged by rumors that they were all set to get hitched in the Caribbean – a rumor that was quickly scotched by their reps.

Jay Leno Apologizes for Remarks to Ryan Phillippe



Jay Leno apologized Tuesday for on-air remarks he made during a chat with Ryan Phillippe that were then criticized by gay activists and others.

"In talking about Ryan's first role, I realize that what I said came out wrong," the host of NBC's Tonight Show said in a statement to PEOPLE. "I certainly didn't mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb thing to say, and I apologize."

Last week, while talking with Phillippe (whose appearance was keyed to his new movie Stop-Loss), Leno, 57, said to the actor, "Can you give me, like – say that camera is your gay lover ..." (Phillippe's first role was as a gay character on a soap opera).

Leno then went on to say, "Can you give me your 'gayest look?' "

"Wow," replied Phillippe, 33. "That is so something I don't want to do."

On Tuesday, the gay rights group GLAAD condemned the remarks.

"We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor," said GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano. "Under the guise of comedy, the talk-show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology."

Tia Mowry Counts On Her Sister as Wedding Approaches


Tia Mowry (right) with sister Tamera Mowry at her March 14 bridal shower

In less than three weeks, Tia Mowry will marry her longtime beau Cory Hardrict in a Santa Barbara ceremony – and she's getting some support from twin sister Tamera as the big day approaches.

The pair, who costarred as teenagers on TV's Sister, Sister, have spent hours planning for the April 20 nuptials.

"Tamera has been so supportive during this time because she knows things can get overwhelming for me," Tia, 29, who now costars on CW's The Game, tells PEOPLE. "From planning and throwing the shower, to coming to my dress fittings, she has been by my side."

Mowry's bridal shower was an intimate party for a dozen family members and friends at the Whiskey Blue in Los Angeles on March 14. Tia's favorite colors, pink and purple, were everywhere – from the pink champagne to the purple orchids. The menu included her favorite foods: pizza and sushi.

Tia's Game colleagues, Wendy Raquel Robinson and Brittany Daniel, have helped Tia celebrate her upcoming nuptials both off and on the set. "Today at work, she was screaming at the top of her lungs. She was so excited," Daniel said.

At the shower, Tamera presented her sister with a homemade scrapbook – complete with photos and invitations – documenting everything throughout the engagement. Said Tia: "There's nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister."


From left: Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tia Mowry and Brittany Daniel

Report: Britney Spears Reuniting with Manager Larry Rudolph



Britney Spears is reuniting with business manager Larry Rudolph, E! News reports.

Spears and Rudolph worked together for many years off-and-on, and he is credited with shaping her highly successful early career. They most recently parted ways last year after Spears blamed him, in part, for encouraging her to enter Promises rehab center in Malibu.

Of reports that they have decided to pair up again, a source tells E!: "It's true. They are working together."

At the time when Spears parted ways with Rudolph last year, her father, Jamie, sent an email to the New York Post supporting Rudolph despite his daughter's decision to sever their relationship.

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done," Jamie wrote. "She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life."

Jamie Spears is currently a co-conservator over his daughter's affairs.

Ashton Kutcher Gets "Punk'd"



Ashton Kutcher has been Punk'd!

Disgusted by Kutcher's hit MTV show, Sir John Hargrave — who runs the comic site Zug.com — decided to give Kutcher a taste of his own medicine.

Hargrave — a Boston-based prankster who calls Punk'd "Candid Camera for morons" — legally changed his name to Ashton Kutcher.

He then created a Web site and posted fake messages supposedly from Kutcher's voicemail box. (One was from an angry mistress, another from Bruce Willis, Demi Moore's ex.)

Worldwide media outlets covered the site, despite claims from Kutcher's rep that it was fake.

In the end, Kutcher was forced to admit that he'd been duped.

Hargrave has been pulling pranks long before Kutcher hit MTV.

He once wrote letters to celebrities, claiming to be a terminally ill girl, just to see who would respond.

For the record, Angelina Jolie and Oprah Winfrey never got back to him, but U2's Bono sent him an autograph and T-shirt.

Manual Labor

Jamie Lynn Spears continues to go about her bizznazz in her hometown of Kentwood, LA as she makes preparations for the arrival of her first child. Since getting engaged to babydaddy Casey Aldridge, JL has been making it a point to show off her diamond engagement ring at every opportunity (she even started wearing it on the right finger). The only thing is ... since word came out that the couple got engaged they've still not been seen together ... here are new pics of pregs JL Spears (wearing a cheeky Phat Lady shirt) unloading baby things from her car all by herself with her strapping 18-year old fiancée nowhere in sight:


Photo credit: X17 and Bauer-Griffin

I think it's great that JL is all about doing things for herself but a little help might've been nice. Is this a harbinger of things to come? I'd expect the babydaddy to disappear after the baby arrives but it doesn't strike me as a good omen that he's already not around.

Can You Dig It?

The newly blonde Lindsay Lohan was caught digging for gold as she roamed the streets of LA this week ...


Photo credit: X17

... which isn't really all that horrible if you really think about it. After all, Hollywood "It" Girls can't be glamorous all the time ... I find that boogers are the great equalizer. It's kinda nice knowing that Paris Hilton falls flat on her face, Mariah Carey doesn't change her clothes and L. Lo likes to pick her nose ... why, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Vicki B. even changes her own oil (er, on her person, not in her car).

Give 'Em Elle, Madonna

Madonna is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of British Elle magazine ... here is our first look at her latest coverphoto and an excerpt from the mag's coverstory:



In May's issue of ELLE magazine our newest cover star Madonna talks intimately to Louise Gannon about her new album, family life, staying in shape and her love of Cadbury Creme Eggs ... This year Madonna turns 50, yet on the cover of this month's ELLE magazine, out tomorrow, you would hardly believe it. In her latest interview she tells us just how she stays at the top of her game and reveals how she keeps in such incredible shape. "There are no short cuts to being Madonna," she tells us. "It's all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it's diet and exercise and constantly being careful." She also swears by oxygen facials and never goes in the sun, drinks rarely and would like to work out for three hours a day, she reveals in a candid interview on the eve of the hotly anticipated release of her 26th album, Hard Candy. It probably comes as no surprise that her routine is regimented and strict and that's how she gets such great results. "I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat!" she declares. But isn't it hard to be perfect all the time Madge? "One of the worst things about Britain is that it has such fabulous candy," she says and lets slip that when she's worked particularly hard at something, like the rest of us she rewards herself with a treat. "I love Cadbury Fruit and Nut, Crunchies and Maltesers. But my absolute favourite is a Cadbury Creme Egg. I bite straight in to it and suck all that good stuff right out!"

Brills! Does it really come as a surprise that Madonna would choose to inject a bit about her favorite candy in a coverstory interview to promote her new album entitled Hard Candy? The woman is insanely savvy and calculating ... everything she says is well-thought out component in her master plan for world domination. She is truly a media genius, I just love her. Personally, I prefer her VF cover to this coverphoto but they're both very nice. They do look a bit similar (except for the hat) so I wouldn't be surprised if the photos came from the same photoshoot. Never a wasted moment in Madonna's life. This issue of UK Elle hits newsstands tomorrow.