Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!



Michael Lohan reportedly tried and tried to meet up with daughter Lindsay during her trip to New York tis past week.

Unfortunately for him, he was unsuccessful.

Daddy Lohan event went so far as to showing up at a party that LezLo's gal pal, saMANtha Ronson was DJing at, hoping he might see his daughter.

AND, he reportedly stalked Lindsay's hotel too.

Okay, Poppa. Stop being so damn creepy!

Jesus doesn't like stalkers!

[Image via WENN.]

Still Together!



Despite REPORTS that they had broken up….

Ashley Tisdale and her boyband boyfriend, Jared Murillo, seem to be very much the couple.

And, they're taking their relationship to the next level!

The pair visited Na Hoku jewelers in Los Angeles Friday afternoon, where The Tiz tried rings on and left wearing one on her wedding ring finger.

A promise ring, perhaps????

The twosome giggled and held hands affectionately as they browsed the jewelry.

Their shopping trip included a visit to Victoria's Secret before they stopped in the jewelry store for over an hour.

Wait….

The Tiz is not a virgin????

Shock!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Diva!



Now this is how you do it!

Serena Williams pulled a Diddy.

The tennis star had a nosh at L'Avenue restaurant in gay Paris on Thursday.

She didn't take too kindly to the rain, though!

So, what's a girl to do????

Have your own Personal Umbrella Handler, of course!

Does she have someone wipe her ass after she shits too????

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Hangin' With The Devil



Sammy Davis, Jr. was a Satanist???

That's the startling claim made in this new investigative article.

Interesting read!

Was She Lipsynching???



Click here to check out Mariah's performance of I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time at the MTV Video Music Awards Japan on Saturday.

She's barely singing on it!

Is This Really Necessary???



TomKat and Suri Cruise went out to din din in Beverly Hills on Friday night.

The celebutards hit E Baldi Restaurant and had not one but TWO police escorts.

Nice to see our taxpayer money wasted like that!

[Image by Manuel Velasco via Buzz Foto.]

Reclaiming Her Independence



She's free again!

Tori Amos is going indie, y'all.

The musical genius is sending a big "#### you" to her evil record and deciding to pursue alternative routes to get her tunes to her fans.

The goddess' manager, John Witherspoon, explains the exciting new development to Billboard magazine.

He says:

"After 22 years of being in the shackles of the major label system, Tori has chosen the path of independence for her next work. As with many of her contemporaries Tori is devising new and exciting ways of getting her music to the masses without the boundaries and limitations of the major music companies."

He continues, "This will commence with a project of new music and visuals which is being started in the summer and due for release in Spring 2009."

Until then, fans of Amos should be on the lookout for the new graphic novel Comic Book Tattoo, based on Amos' work, due in July through Image Comics.

Freedom!!!!

Freedom!!!!!

You go, Tori.

We can't wait to hear the new tunes and catch you on tour again!!

Mommy Approved



saMANtha Ronson's officially received Dina Lohan's seal of approval, and on Wednesday it looked like it was Lindsay Lohan's turn to impress Sammy's mommy.

According to a source, who says they're totally "together," La Lohan and Man were spotted lunching with Man's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, and Lindz' fame-whoring little sister, Aliana, at the Italian restaurant Gino on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

Unfortunately, Orange Oprah was not at the little family get together.

Throughout the meal, the group supposedly engaged in 'a spirited session of girl talk.'

What they probably meant to say is three of them engaged in spirited girl talk as Man patiently looked on.

The spy also reports that Man's mom insisted the group indulge in dessert.

"Cheesecake – with four forks!" is what she supposedly exclaimed to their waiter, though Sammy decided she wanted lemon sorbet instead.

Looks like both mommas approve. Yay! The wedding can move forward!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Gossip Girl???



Watch out world, Nicole Richie might be coming back to television!

According to reports the Simple Life alum is being lined up to appear on an episode of Gossip Girl next season.

Inneresting!

Who would you wanna see her play????? What kind of character???

Slutty Cyrus Is Back!



Yes, this is real.

The cover of Miley's new CD is….

A little lot phallic!!!!

Dontcha think??????

How Do We Say This Delicately???



Uhmmm…

He totally pissed his pants!!!!

Fergie would be SO proud!

Liam Neeson was spotted outside a bar in Belfast on Friday.

Nice, big wet stain on his pants!

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

Better Than Scarlett!



Click here to watch a clip of Keira Knightley singing in her new movie.

Not too shabby!

So Romantic!



David Beckham has bought wife Victoria her very own vineyard as a birthday present.

What a great gift!

Note to Posh: wine has a lot of calories.

Drink up!

Dina on the Whole Lesbian Thing



She's stopped denying it!

"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."

- Dina Lohan, to OK! magazine at an event on Friday night, about daughter Lindsay's relationship with saMANtha Ronson

[Image via WENN.]

Sexy Momma



While the world awaits the Brangelina wonder twins, July's Vanity Fair presents exclusive new quotes - and a sexy cover - from Angelina Jolie about being pregnant, babies, birth, and motherhood.

The soon to be mother of six tells the mag that Brad Pitt makes her feel "very sexy" while pregnant.

Ange said, "I'm fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy."

Lucky!

Jolie says she hearts pregnancy. She told the mag, "I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing."

The new Jolie-Pitts should be arriving….soon.

[Image by Patrick Demarchelier exclusively for Vanity Fair]

The Epitome Of Style & Class



Porn star Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day at a party for J'Adore magazine at the Plumm in NYC on Thursday night.

Lindsay should totally dump saMAN and hook up with this skank.

They'd be perfect together!

[Image via WENN.]

Safety First



Steven Tyler's geriatric feet just can't handle his wild stage performances.

The Aerosmith frontman is going through a lot of pain and suffering to get back on his feet, and supposedly it's the feet rehabbin' that drove him to the Dr. Drew treatment center, at least that's what he's said in his latest statement:

The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The 'foot repair' pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, AEROSMITH has no plans to stop rocking. There's a new album to record, then another tour.

Uh huh!!!!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

She's Bad For Business



Former TV actress Mischa Barton is being a total diva about promoting for her new movie.

Diva isn't really the word - it's more like b---h!

Barton, who plays a Russian lesbian in the film You and I, has completely disappeared.

If only it were permanent!

First, she didn't show up to the premiere earlier this month in Cannes, and now she's not promoting the film.

She shouldn't get paid either!

Director Roland Joffe has just said that Mushy "hasn't pulled out of interviews, she's pulled out of everything… Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don't know where Mischa is."

Tears, tears.

Mushy, please, stay in hiding!

[Image via WENN.]

Was It Drug Related?



Rushed to the emergency room - again!

Reports are that Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized Thursday night and just recently released.

Apparently, while on a flight yesterday from NYC to LA, LaLohan was having trouble breathing.

So much so that she had to ask for a warm compress to help the pain she was getting in her chest, reportedly due to her asthma.

Uh huh. "Asthma!"

Lindsay was supposedly hesitant about going to the hospital, fearing that the paparazzi would be there.

She ended up going to a Los Angeles hospital due to her difficulty breathing, and after spending two hours in the ER was released.

What could have been the reason? Is it really asthma?

Maybe it's the cigarette smoke??? Or worse!

[Image via WENN.]

Still Preggers!



Looks like Entertainment Tonight got their story all wrong!

According to the reliable peeps at People, Angelina Jolie has NOT given birth to the wonder twins.

A Brangelina rep issued this statement, "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."

We're just happy that Shiloh won't have to share her bday week with the twinsies!

[Image via WENN.]

Jessie Spano to Donnie Darko 2



A majority of y'all were gutted to hear that a sequel to Donnie Darko is in the works.

Well, we have news that will make your heads spin even more!

Saved By the Bell and Showgirls alum Elizabeth Berkley has been cast to join the flick!

She will play a speed freak-turned-Jesus freak whose sentiments about ridding the world of its exponential sin are rivaled only by her infatuation with her dreamy pastor.

Are the producers purposely turning #2 into a joke?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Cursed!



Eva Longoria Parker showed up to the Laker game Thursday night dressed like that!

It's a basketball game, honey. Not a club!

She should've stayed at home, though.

Maybe her husband's team would've won!

Now she'll have to deal with him all summer because the Lakers put a stop to the Spurs' season!

The Lakers are headed to the NBA finals!

Go Lakers!

[Image via WENN.]

Not So Much



Feeling a little nauseous looking at her!

Nicolette Sheridan was all sorts of wrong at Thursday night's opening of the Chanel Concept Boutique on pap paradise Robertson Boulevard in LA.

Hope she picked up some style tips from Rachel Bilson that night!

[Image via WENN.]

Coco Would Be Proud



She always usually gets it right!

Rachel Bilson looked so tres chic at Thursday night's opening of the Chanel Concept Boutique on celebrity congested Robertson Boulevard in Hollywoodland.

Ohhh la la!

Where was Hayden Christensen???

He loves him some Coco!

[Image via WENN.]

Cancelled!



Looks like Toni Braxton is still ili.

It's just been announced that her Vegas Strip show at the Flamingo casino has been cancelled so the singer can focus on her health.

Braxton's show was set to run until August of this year.

The president of the Flamingo released this statement, "Upon learning several weeks ago of Ms. Braxton’s health concerns, our first and foremost consideration was her well-being. We have truly enjoyed having her as our resident headliner and continue to wish her a full and quick recovery so that she may resume doing what she loves best, entertaining audiences.”

Get well, Toni!

If they're looking for someone to replace her, we hear Avril Lavigne is available…and desperate!

[Image via WENN.]

Mayerston Arrive In LA

New couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have moved their romance from Miami, FL to Los Angeles, CA this weekend as the pair were caught trying to sneak out of the Beverly Hills Hotel late last night:


Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

I don't believe the couple have been seen together since they were caught canoodling in Miami, FL a few weeks ago. Since then, John and Jen have been spotted in NYC separately but they haven't been seen together ... until now. The couple has been holed up in Jen's SoCal home trying to avoid being see together ... which seems so foolish to me. The more they make a thing of not being seen, the more they are going to be hunted. Silly celebs, when will they ever learn?

Tour Of Duty

Prince William is headed for the Caribbean this week ... but he's not going on holiday, he's going on assignment. Prince Wills has officially joined the British Royal Navy and is being deployed to patrol the Caribbean with his navy buds. Here are a couple pics of Wills modeling his new military uni:


Photo credit: Wireimage

Prince William is heading to the azure waters of the Caribbean as part of a two-month deployment in the Royal Navy despite his request to be as close as possible to conflict. The assignment beginning Monday will see the second in line to the throne spending much of his time trolling the West Indies aboard the HMS Iron Duke, a frigate on hurricane relief duty and counter-narcotics patrol. Rear Admiral Robert Cooling, assistant chief of Naval Staff, said William "commendably wanted to be as close to the front line as possible." But officers decided he could learn more in a short time by serving on the Iron Duke than by being sent to the Persian Gulf, where the Royal Navy is engaged in a number of operations. There was also concern that placing William, 25, in the Persian Gulf might draw unwanted attention from Britain's enemies. "We clearly wouldn't have put the prince in the way of a particular threat, and we wouldn't want his presence in a warship in a particular region to have drawn attention from those who might not wish him well," Cooling said. Senior officers stressed in a pre-deployment briefing that William will not receive special treatment during his Navy assignment, which will include shoreside training followed by a five-weeks at sea. "The rules that will apply to Prince William will be exactly the same as the rules applied to any junior officer," Cooling said. However, he said, the prince probably would not take part in boarding parties if the men are likely to come under fire while attempting to intercept drug shipments. William is an officer in the Army, but he has been spending time in other branches of the service to round out his military experience. He made headlines during his stint with the Royal Air Force, landing a Chinook helicopter on his girlfriend Kate Middleton's lawn and using the military chopper for other questionable trips, including picking up Harry and flying to a stag party on the Isle of Wight. On the Iron Duke, William is scheduled to spend time in every department, including weapons engineering, logistics, operations, and the ship's helicopter flights. There will be no special accommodations for the prince, who is expected to bunk with other junior officers, and there will not be special security while he is at sea, Cooling said. Commander Simon Huntington said the prince would in essence receive an abbreviated version of the normal two-year training most young officers receive. "These warships are not like cruise liners," said Cooling. "It's going to be a lumpy ride. He doesn't know if he's susceptible to seasickness, but if he is, there are pills that can help. It's nothing to be shy about. It happens to the best of us. Nelson got seasick." Seasick or not, no one is suggesting that the future king will have to do kitchen duty. Someone else will have to wash the dishes and peel the potatoes.

While I find it very commendable that Prince Wills is making every effort to serve in as many branches of the British military as he possibly can, I do have a hard time believing that he is taking the work seriously. Even Harry's stint in Afghanistan seemed to me like a very expensive frat boy-like camping trip ... but with real weapons and military machinery to play with. Even still, devoting this much time to the military must be difficult in some respects, especially for someone of Royal upbringing. While it kinda feels like Wills is just playing dress-up, I have to give him props for making the effort nonetheless. Have fun with all those sea men, Wills

The Shining

Not to be outdone by Chace Crawford's embarrassing high school pics, Pink reader Mel sends in a couple of high school era photos of Audrina Patridge from The Hills:



Yikes! Couldn't anyone inform the poor girl that her forehead was so reflective in the first pic? Mean! I really don't fancy Audrina as a blonde ... she looks much better with dark hair ... I hope she keeps it that way

The Dark Knight Does Empire Magazine

Empire magazine is featuring both Batman and The Joker on 2-dfferent collector's covers of their newest issue which just hit newsstands. Actually, there is a third limited edition cover which features a Jokerified Batman cover. Here are a few scans from the mag:



The accompanying photos are all pics that we've seen before but they're worth checking out again. We are just a little over a month and a half away from the release of The Dark Knight (due for release on July 18) and I'm really, really very excited. I was amped for Sex and the City but I was a bit worried it wouldn't be as good as I hoped (thankfully, I was wrong ... it turned out even better) but I *know* that The Dark Knight is gonna be awesome. Wee!!!

Get It While It Gives

The official music video for Madonna's new song Give It 2 Me (featuring Pharrell) has made its way to the InterWeb, check it out ...



... while you can. Enjoy!!

Brad Pitt’s “Burn After Reading” Trailer — WATCH NOW!

Check out the new trailer for Burn After Reading, featuring Brad Pitt and the newly single George Clooney.



Plot summer via Wiki: John Malkovich plays Ozzie Cox, a CIA vet who is fired because he is an alcoholic. He takes his revenge by writing some inflammatory memoirs. Cox’s soon-to-be ex-wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) steals the disc containing his memoirs and accidentally leaves it at the gym where it is found by a trainer, Chad Feldheimer (Pitt) and the gym’s owner, Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand). They believe they can use the info to blackmail Cox. Harry Pfarrer (Clooney) is an oversexed, fanatically fit, lactose-intolerant federal marshal who is sleeping with Cox’s wife. He meets Linda via an online dating service and gets entangled in the blackmail scheme, when he stumbles across Chad breaking into his and Katie’s house.

Burn After Reading is due to premiere on August 27 and will open the 2008 Venice Film Festival. The film is the Coen brothers’ first since the Academy Award-winning No Country For Old Men. Watch the trailer below!

Check out the new trailer for Burn After Reading, featuring Brad Pitt and the newly single George Clooney.

Plot summer via Wiki: John Malkovich plays Ozzie Cox, a CIA vet who is fired because he is an alcoholic. He takes his revenge by writing some inflammatory memoirs. Cox’s soon-to-be ex-wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) steals the disc containing his memoirs and accidentally leaves it at the gym where it is found by a trainer, Chad Feldheimer (Pitt) and the gym’s owner, Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand). They believe they can use the info to blackmail Cox. Harry Pfarrer (Clooney) is an oversexed, fanatically fit, lactose-intolerant federal marshal who is sleeping with Cox’s wife. He meets Linda via an online dating service and gets entangled in the blackmail scheme, when he stumbles across Chad breaking into his and Katie’s house.

Burn After Reading is due to premiere on August 27 and will open the 2008 Venice Film Festival. The film is the Coen brothers’ first since the Academy Award-winning No Country For Old Men. Watch the trailer!

John Mayer Covers Rolling Stone



John Mayer is on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone’s “100 Greatest Guitar Songs of All Time” issue.

Well, not exactly the cover. He’s on the inside flap of the cover.

This is the second year in a row Rolling Stone has featured Mayer on the cover of their now annual “Guitar” issue. Both May 2008’s “Living Guitar Legends” issue and February 2007’s “Guitar Heroes” round-up have paired Mayer with peers and icons alike.

Also on this cover and pictured below: Kirk Hammett, Carlos Santana, Buddy Guy, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy Page, B.B. King and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez.

This Is A Sin



Looking this good should be criminal!

The exquisite Megan Fox picked up an award at Spike TV's 2nd Annual 'Guys Choice' Awards in L.A. on Friday night.

Her honor?

The 'Next Big Thing' award.

She also should have taking home the trophy for hottest chick on the planet!

Foxy is definitely a girl we'd go straight for!!!!

Orange You Glad Cameron Diaz is Back?



Cameron Diaz lights up the night in an orange mini at Spike TV’s 2nd Annual “Guys Choice” Awards held at Sony Studios in Culver City, Calif. on Friday.

Cam, 35, accepted the “Decade of Hotness” award onstage during the show. She also posed with a bunch of guys backstage at the awards show. Check out David Spade making a face at Cameron!

The show airs on June 22 at 10PM ET/PT on Spike TV.

Rihanna Rocks the 2008 MTV Movie Awards



R&B royal couple Rihanna and Chris Brown throw up matching peace signs while sitting in the audience at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre on Sunday in Universal City, Calif.

RiRi didn’t walk the gold carpet but Chris did. And how gorgeous is Rihanna’s dress?!

Rihanna was seen affectionately touching Chris’s head. How cute are they! And this is a funny picture as both Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are looking at the camera but RiRi and Chris aren’t. Hah!

Lohans Living in Court


Theo Wargo/WireImage.com, Jemal Countess/WireImage.com

Apparently the only place Michael Lohan can catch kids Ali and Cody these days is while watching E!'s Living Lohan.

Speaking exclusively to E! News, the family patriarch says he is taking ex-wife Dina to court this week in a sequel to their bitter custody battle.

"I didn't want to do it, but I had to. She left me no choice," says Michael. "She's missed 19 out of 31 appointments I had with my kids. Now, I'm giving her one last chance to let me see them one day a week, on my own, and to go to therapy with them one day a week. If not, we'll drag this through court again."

Dina's rep did not immediately respond to calls seeking comment.

Per a custody agreement hammered out last year, Dina has primary physical custody of Ali, 14, and Cody, 11; Michael has visitation rights.

"All I want is for her to live up to what she agreed to and stop missing our meetings. When the time comes, she always has an excuse, and I am tired of it. I won't put up with it any more. My kids haven't even seen my family in too long."

To that end, he has requested a hearing in family court in Long Island for Wednesday and is threatening to ask for a court-ordered drug test for his former missus.

Both of the battling Lohans are expected to be there.

Michael claims that since Dina got her deal with E! for Living Lohan, "she's become a diva again." (E! Online is a division of E! Entertainment Television.)

"Before the show, she didn't have anything going, had no money. I paid my kids' school tuition. And everything was fine, she was cooperating then. Then she got her show and, all over, she blew everything off. I won't let her do it any more."

As for family torch-bearer Lindsay, this is one controversy she's happily not involved in.

Mayerston Invade Malibu

Things continue to go full speed ahead in the burgeoning Mayerston romance. Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have brought their lovefest here to SoCal the couple has been spotted making their way around town (ie. trying to flee by not staying in one place for too long). Here is a pic of the giddily happy Mayerston (with Jen's pooch in tow) making their way up to Malibu, CA:


Photo credit: INFdaily

The couple spent part of their Sunday afternoon chillin' with Jen's BFF and former Friends co-star Courteney Cox-Arquette and her hubby David at their Malibu home ... where they quickly got to canoodling once they reached the balcony deck:


Photo credit: Splash News

Awww ... they do make a cute couple. It's still strange seeing them all loved up on one another but it's nice seeing Jennifer Aniston happy ... cuz, you know, she kinda always looks so miserable and bitter. Here's hoping that John Mayer can keep that smile on her face ... it'd be a shame if he went and added to her "man issues" by breaking her heart. You be good to Jen, ya hear?

Hugh Look Like Fun

Over the weekend, we saw a few pics of Hugh Jackman enjoying a dip in the ocean at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia with a male friend (supposedly his trainer ... but you never really know) ... and today we have a few more photos of a mostly nekkid Hugh from that same beach trip:


Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

I post these photos purely for prurient reasons but I'm sure that y'all don't mind. Hugh Jackman is a nice hunk of beef so it makes sense to feature his hunkiness as much as possible

But, to be fair, here are a few photos of Hugh Jackman fully clothed and wearing his Sunday best yesterday as he enjoys a sunny afternoon playdate with his family (wife Deborra-Lee Furness and children Ava and Oscar) as they played a game of catch on the lawn of the Sydney Yacht Club:


Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

Meh. I like him better wet and mostly nekkid but I guess he looks a'ight in his little suit. Hugh looks like he's having a ball hurtling his children into the sky ... I'm not sure it's much fun for the kiddies but I'm sure they'll be fine ... as long as Hugh doesn't drop the ball, as it were.

Angelina Jolie Does Vanity Fair & The Daily Mail

Late last week we saw Angelina Jolie's coverphoto for the July issue of Vanity Fair magazine and today we get to see a few more pics from inside the mag (which were shot many months ago, clearly before she was showing how superpregs she is now):



The coverstory provides a nice look into Brangelina's private life revealing that Angelina Jolie isn't all that different from any other pregnant woman carrying twins ... except for the fact that she's one of the most famous women (pregnant or not) in the world:

It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. That Angelina Jolie is one of the latter can be seen in any of the thousands of pictures of the actress—who was, after all, impregnated by Brad Pitt, which is like being impregnated by a future man or a star child—that began to proliferate in the celebrity weeklies and supermarket tabloids in the spring of 2008, by which time Jolie, who is carrying twins, had bellied out like a sail. "I love it," she told me, smiled, laughed, then said, "It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body"—she raised her hands as she said this, her fingers as long as those of a point guard, and made the squeezing motion commonly used to suggest fruit that is particularly ripe—"are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also," she continued, dropping her voice, leaning in, "I'm fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy." ... It's as if the Jolie-Pitts are pioneering a new genre of family, with children from every global hot spot and parents who are beautiful and famously not married. "People have made a lot out of it that we're not," she said, "but we both have been married before, and it's very easy to get married, but it’s not easy to build a family and be parents together. And maybe we've done it backwards, but we certainly feel married." ... "How pregnant are you?," I asked. "I don't want to say," she said, smiling sadly. "A few months. I only know, if I do say, people will start stressing on our due date."

And the VF piece goes on from there. We now know that she claims to be due in August but considering the false alarm that happened last week (where Entertainment Tonight erroneously jumped the gun and reported that she had already given birth in France) I think that she may give birth at any time and will do everything in her power to keep the secret. The coverstory is interesting but doesn't really shed all that more light on good ol' Angie. She tends to give the same info in all her interviews ... even still, I find her insanely fascinating. I think back to that girl we saw in the 90's movie Hackers and can hardly believe that she grew up to be Saint Angelina, Savior and Mother of the world. [Source]

The Daily Mail published a few super sexy pics of Angelina in their newspaper supplement Live over the weekend ... check 'em out:



But in this interview, Angelina gives a little more ... flavor ... than she usually does in magazines like Vanity Fair:

"If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them," she says with a dry candor. "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defense is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves. I was kind of a punk when I was a kid, but I didn't get picked on. I was left alone because I was a bit of a loner. I would get into fights on behalf of other people. I wasn't a pushover. So I wasn't the one who was targeted. There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that. That's one of the reasons I like to do action movies. It's good for me every once in a while."

So, Saint Angelina is packin' heat. I believe that she would go apeshizz on anyone stupid enough to threaten her family. This is the sort of stuff I wish she'd talk more about in interviews ... not that I advocate gun use or whatever, I just like hearing about these sorts of facets of people's lives. Incidentally, these Daily Mail pix seem to be of the same batch that Esquire magazine published last year ... they're hot but pretty old ... not that that takes away from their enjoyment.

Bruisin' For A Cruisin'

Messy Amy Winehouse somehow found the ability to make her way to the Rock in Rio concert in Lisbon late last week to perform for an audience of thousands. It was during the performance that she paid tribute to her incarcerated hubby Blake Civil-Fielder (who is currently serving a sentence for attempting to pervert justice in the UK) with a cute little clip in her hair. I guess she was also paying tribute to the fella in her life by showing off a nasty new hickey on her neck:


Photo credit: Big! Pictures

All eyes were on a purple bruise on Amy Winehouse's neck on Friday as she paid tribute to her incarcerated husband at a Portuguese gig. The unsightly mark on the troubled singer's neck at the Rock in Rio concert in Lisbon left fans wondering if Winehouse was sporting a love bite from her spouse Blake Fielder-Civil. The Rehab star's mysterious body marking appeared to suggest Winehouse had received a souvenir from her visit to Fielder-Civil at Pentonville Prison in north London just hours before flying to the Portuguese capital. The singer arrived at the gig half an hour late and croakily admitted she was suffering from a sore throat as she attempted to make amends to the 90,000 fans at the Bela Vista Park. Friday marked Winehouse's first concert performance since she cancelled a series of gigs last November after her husband was first imprisoned. After finally walking on stage, a disheveled Winehouse, admitted she probably should have cancelled the gig when she was greeted by boos. She said: "Hey Lisbon, I'm sorry I late. My voice is not singing right and I can't even hold the microphone. I should have cancelled, but I wanted to be here so much." During her performance, which finished on time despite the tardy start, the 24-year-old touched her neck repeatedly, suggesting she was conscious of the so-called love bite.

The hickey may be gross but it's a sight better than those nasty cuts and scratches she usually sports all over her arms and body. It really says a lot about a person who looks better with a hickey than with any sort of lacerations. I'm just amazed the woman is able to marginally function at all.

High School Reunion

The New York Post is reporting that the new CW spin-off series based on Beverly Hills, 90210 will be filming at the same school site that the original series filmed at. Torrance High School was filmed as West Beverly High for BH, 90210 (it was also used as Sunnydale High in Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and will, once again, stand in for West Bev High when the new 90210 show begins filming next week:



THE new version of "90210" will look familiar to fans of the original shows for at least one reason - it's being filmed at the same high school. The new show - which begins filming next week - will be shot at Torrance High School, the same place the first show was shot, according the officials. Torrance High, with its Spanish-style architecture, served as the fictitious West Beverly High in "Beverly Hills 90210" and as Sunnydale High, the alma mater of Buffy Summers in the series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

To me, Torrance High School will always be Sunnydale High first and foremost (even tho BH, 90210 filmed there years before BtVS was created) but I am glad that 90210 is returning to the original school for filming. It really sounds like the show's producers are doing everything they can to ensure that the spin-off show will have as many original elements of the original show as possible (so there's still hope that Ian Ziering will get "the call"). The show sounds like it's coming together nicely ... so far, so good.

Lohan To 'Han Combat

Ex-husband and wife Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan met today in New York family court to discuss the terms regarding visitation of their youngest children Ali and Cody Lohan. Here are pics of the parents arriving separately at a Nassau County courthouse earlier today:


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Lindsay Lohan's divorced parents met in family court in New York on Tuesday to discuss visitation with their younger children Ali and Cody. After spending part of the morning in private talks, Judge Stacey Bennett said in open court: "I'm encouraged to hear that the parties and counsel are working at ways to repair the relationship between the children and the father." Michael Lohan, 48, and Dina Lohan, 45, reached a settlement in their contentious divorce last summer. But other issues remained to be worked out, including parental access to their minor children – Ali, 14, who costars with her mother in a reality TV series, and brother Cody, 11.

I guess Michael Lohan wants a bit more time with his kids than merely having to tune in on Sunday nights to watch them on E! I know it sounds terrible but I really feel like Michael Lohan is just trying to get more

In positive news, tho, both Dina and Michael presented a united front after the court hearing was finished to try and "plead" with the media to "leave them alone" as they figure out their family issues ...


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... besides, Dina wants to have a monopoly on exploiting her family's travails on her own TV show (Michael just wants a cameo).

Tori Amos Goes Solo



Tori Amos is proving to be less than Epic.

The singer has cut ties with Sony-owned Epic Records, her label of six years, to become an independent artist.

"This is an exciting time," she said in a post on her website. "There will be many ways in the present and in the future for artists to cross what has become the new unchartered Music Frontier...It is time for us as artists to stop being dependent, dependent on any system that has become undependable."

The "Silent All These Years" singer has been a major-label artist for more than two decades. Her first indie effort is slated for a spring 2009 release.

Peas Pumping Quake Aid to China



The Black Eyed Peas are getting out the funk on behalf of China's earthquake victims.

The Grammy-winning hip-hop outfit will perform a private charity gig in Shanghai tonight that will benefit survivors of last month's devastating temblor, which killed more than 69,000.

Brigitte Bardot Racks Up Another Race Conviction



Brigitte Bardot can probably stop holding out hope for any United Nations ambassadorships.

The French screen icon was convicted by a Paris jury this morning of provoking discrimination and racial hatred over a letter she published claiming that Muslims were destroying France, her fifth race-related conviction in the past 11 years.

Bardot was also fined $23,345 for the letter, which she wrote to then Interior Minister, now President Nicolas Sarkozy, in which she stated, "I've had enough of being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts."