Party Hardy



She's back to her old wAAys!

According to a new report, cat walker Naomi Campbell passed out while partying in Capri, Italy, recently.

The abusive one and her boyfriend, Marcus Elias, enjoyed an evening out before she dropped to the street as she was leaving a party.

Click here to see the pics!

Campbell is expected in a London court on June 20th to face charges relating to the airport incident from a few months back.

Stay out of trouble, Naomi!!!

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

Showing Her The Money



Farrah Fawcett is reportedly banking on her fight with cancer.

Friends have been following Farrah and videotaping her ordeal. The footage shot will supposedly be sold to NBC for $2 million, according to insiders.

Hopefully, Farrah will donate some of the proceeds to cancer research.

But, hey, it's her life and her health. She can exploit it (or not) as she chooses!

[Image by Nikki Nelson via WENN.]

Filmmaking Can Be Hazardous To Your Health



We mentioned a while ago that it seems like the set of the new James Bond movie is cursed.

People have been injured and taken to the hospital several times.

Well, it's happened AGAIN!

This time, however, it was Bond himself who was injured.

The current James, Daniel Craig, has just suffered an injury. He sliced off the tip to one of his finger tips while filming an action sequence.

Poor guy, but ewww!!!! And a big OUCH too!

A production team member said, "There was quite a lot of blood and it was decided he needed to go to hospital for emergency treatment. Some people are beginning to believe the film is jinxed."

Craig was taken to the hospital and that same afternoon, after slicing off his finger tips, he was back on set to resume filming.

What a trooper!

And then over the weekend, a fire broke out which caused severe damage on an outdoor set.

Past films have had bad luck on set as well. Even as early as 1967, a stuntman working with Sean Connery on You Only Live Twice, lost both his legs in the rotor blades of a helicopter.

Also in 1997 when Pierce Brosnan was left scarred filming Tomorrow Never Dies, when he was hit by fragments of a bullet.

Let's hope no one else gets hurt.

It's just a movie!

[Image via WENN.]

He's The Father!



It's confirmed!

According to In Touch Weekly, David Spade's going to be a daddy! And he's not even with the mother of his unborn child anymore!

The actor, 43, dated Playboy, Playmate Jillian Grace, who's 22, briefly last year. Like, REALLY briefly.

Well, it turns out Grace is pregnant and expecting a baby girl.

Apparently, Spade and Grace broke up before he knew she was pregnant.

And although he hasn't publicly admitted the baby is his, he has said, "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Ouch. Sounds like someone thinks their ex slept around and the baby isn't his.

Inside sources are saying that although the two barely even speak, they are trying to sort out the child support details before the baby is due later this summer.

David, don't forget to get a paternity test first.

No point in paying child support if the baby's not yours!

[Image via WENN.]

Girl on Girl



One of our fave singers, Katy Perry, has a top 5 single on the charts called I Kissed a Girl.

But before Katy, singer-songwriter Jill Sobule had a 1995 hit of the same name.

So, how does Jill feel about Katy's success?

Well, she's finally speaking out about it!

Sobule says in a new interview, “I don't feel precious about the title, but I've gotten tons of e-mails from annoyed fans. Some think it’s more of a Girls Gone Wild thing than anything shocking or empowering to true gay feelings…Maybe I'll write a third I Kissed a Girl for fun. It will be about how I kissed her, Ieft the dull boyfriend, got gay-married in California, and really no one gave a s—.”

Sobule also goes on to say, "Katy Perry's song is a kind of catchy party song, although I will admit that I do smile when a critique mentions my version in a more favorable light. Is that wrong?”

We like both!

But we like Katy's better!

Ingrate or Honorable?



An actor that doesn't want an award???

Shocking!!!

The LA Times says that when Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl was asked why her name is not on the TV academy's list of Emmy contenders, she issued this statement:

I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.

Some have said that Heigl's right on — her Grey's material did suck this year.

We don't watch the show. We wanna know…is she right and was this an 'honorable' thing for her to do cuz it leaves the field open to more 'deserving' actresses?

But, if she did have shitty material, was it right for her to call out the writers and show suits like she did?

Another theory is that she just forgot to submit her name for Emmy contention and she didn't want to admit it.

Does she think she's above the Emmys????

What do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

Sing Out Loud!



Everyone's trying to be a singer these days.

The latest person trying? That's Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky.

Well, at least she can actually sing!

Blonsky is working on her first album. In a recent interview she said, "It's something I really want to nurture. My album will probably be a mix of Stevie Nicks, Melissa Etheridge, and Sheryl Crow meets a little Linda Eder. You can expect everything from horns to electric guitars, a mix of big band with a bit of rock-n-roll."

Sounds like our kind of music - gay gay gay!

She also mentioned that she'll be co-writing all of the songs.

Not a good idea!

Adds Blockey, "Unlike a movie, it's not written for you, so I want to make sure it’s something that really comes from my heart. When I’m ready to release it, you bet I’ll be releasing it in style."

Well let's hope she makes some money cause she might be paying up soon.

Nikki's former managers are suing her and claiming that they never received any payment or royalties after they secured her role on Hairspray.

The former managers are claiming that Nikki and her mom kept all the money and didn't pay up according to their contract. And when their contract ran out a few months before she began filming, they verbally agreed to renew.

Yea, money turns people into greedy bitches!

[Image via WENN.]

What A Sellout!



There's a new memoir coming out soon about Madonna's life.

And it's not an autobiography.

Instead, the tell-all memoir is being written by her brother, Christopher Ciccone!!!

He must be hard-up for cash.

Desperate!

The book will be printed by Simon & Schuster and is set to have a first printing of 350,000, though no financial details have been disclosed.

Christopher will be working with Wendy Leigh, who's responsible for writing the biographies of Liza Minnelli, Grace Kelly, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ciccone has worked with Madonna before, like when he designed and directed her Girlie Show tour back in 1993.

He was also involved in her 1991 documentary, Madonna: Truth or Dare.

Unfortunately for her Madgesty, she has nothing to do with this book.

Her spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg has stated that Madonna and Christopher are no longer close.

She then added, "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."

Christopher better be nice before Madge disowns him.

That probably is happening right about….NOW.

Who's Got The Power???



Forbes has issued their new annual Power List, ranking the top celebrities based on fame and money.

And, not much to anyone's surprise, Oprah Winfrey came in at number 1 with $275 million!!

Also on the list are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. However, Ange is much higher on the list, at number 3 with $14 million.

Bradley came in at number 10 with $20 million.

Guess we know who's on top now!

Miley Cyrus also made the list this year at number 35 and surprisingly so did Lauren Conrad at number 97. WTF??????

Oh, and Brad Pitt's ex also made the list. Jennifer Aniston came in at number 17.

And who can forget the Jonas Brothers. They came in at number 89.

The biggest earner, though, is J.K. Rowling, who came in at number 9 with $300 million.

Damn her!

Katy vs. Lily: The New Feud



And the battle is on!

It's hard to stay on top in the music industry. Just ask Lily Allen!

Lily used to be Capitol Records' "golden girl" but lately she's just been slipping. She's known these days more fore being a tragic trainwreck than a musician. She knows it too. That must hurt!

And, now, it seems she's been replaced.

Replaced by none other than a Perez fav, Katy Perry, which we first introduced you to last year.

Katy also performed at our kick ass party in Austin during SXSW this past March.

Well, according to reports, a music industry insider has said, "Lily Allen is peeved at Capitol. She feels like they've shoved her aside to focus all their energies on their new girl of the moment, Katy Perry."

But the real insult, according to the source, came when the label "replaced a photo of Lily Allen with one of Katy Perry" in its office main lobby.

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Lily is starting to look like washed-up goods.

The only thing that can save Allen now???? If she makes a good sophomore album!

But, from what we're hearing, Lily's new material s-u-c-k-s.

[Image via WENN.]

Hot Pink Mess



Time to touch up those roots, sweetie!

British trainwreck Lily Allen is in Los Angeles for a few weeks, so we're gonna have to get used to it.

The Smile singer is LOVING the paparazzi attention.

Wednesday, Lilz chatted up the photogs as she smoked a fag outside a nail salon on Melrose.

Lily really loves the paparazzi. She even blogged about "fancying" one of the L.A. snappers.

So desperate - and unoriginal!

[Image via Hollywood.TV.]

Indy 4 Original Script Unearthed!



Remember the script drama that plagued Indy 4?

Well the Hollywood Reporter shines a light on the renewed interest in the first script that was panned cause the movie to most fans was so-so.

Refresher — noted screenwriter Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption) spent a year writing a draft of Indy 4.

Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford liked it.

George Lucas did not. Diva!

Script was then rejected.

On Wednesday, the first script (titled Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods) surfaced.

Some sites posted the script, then quickly yanked it down.

We bet Spielberg and Lucas' lawyers were on them!

The source of the leak remains a mystery.

We don't want to ruin things for y'all who haven't seen the flick.

Here's one spoiler: No Shia!

Dad to Sell Britney Spears's L.A. Home



Britney Spears's father intends to sell her Studio City home in the latest liquidation of her assets, it was revealed in Los Angeles probate court Tuesday.

The hilltop house, located in a gated community, has been the scene of the recent drama in the singer's life, including the night in January she was taken from the property in an ambulance and forced into a psychiatric hospital.

It was not immediately clear where she intends to move. But a source close to Spears said, "Having more privacy and wide open spaces for her to raise her boys has been a goal for some time."

In March, a court granted her father, Jamie Spears, the power to "sell or dispose of" an undisclosed number of her seven cars. Jamie remains in legal control of his daughter's affairs until a July 31 hearing.

Also, her court-appointed attorney, Samuel Ingham, said in court that Britney would be out of state for several days – but he did not offer an explanation of why or where.

Another source tells PEOPLE that Spears is set to head back to Louisiana this week to be by her sister Jamie Lynn Spears's side as the younger sibling welcomes her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge.

The source says Jamie Lynn, 17, has "not been feeling well" recently, causing the family to push up their travel plans. Their father, their older brother Bryan and Britney's assistant are all expected to make the trip, as well.

Jamie Lynn Spears Has a Baby Girl



There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning.

PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann.

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."

Jamie Lynn's sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan flew in Wednesday to be with her for the birth; her mother Lynne had been with her helping her get ready for the baby.

Since announcing her pregnancy in December, Britney’s little sister has retreated from the bright lights of Hollywood, opting for the comforts of her hometown of Kentwood, La.

With her Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 already ended, Jamie Lynn went home to prepare for the birth of her baby. The actress, 17, and Aldridge, 19, got engaged in March. Recently, the couple purchased a three-bedroom home in Liberty, Miss., where Aldridge went to high school.

Over the last few months, Spears has kept busy by passing her GED exam, preparing the nursery and attending multiple baby showers.

Jamie Lynn's Zoey 101 costar, Erin Sanders, told PEOPLE earlier this year that the actress will be a fun mother.

"She is just a very good-hearted and warm person," he said. "We would always hang out on the set and she is a lot of fun, so I think she's going to be an easygoing, fun mom."

Friends and Family: Jamie Lynn Will Be a 'Great Mom'



Jamie Lynn Spears's hometown of Kentwood, La., was buzzing with the news she gave birth, with friends and relatives expressing surprise, relief and confidence the 17-year-old will be a good mother.

"She's awfully young to be a momma," says distant cousin Margie Busby. "But that's what they make [grandmothers] for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends."

Second cousin Janet Bridges acknowledges, "I didn't even know she had the baby," but gives a thumbs up to the baby girl's name. "Ooh, I like 'Maddie,'" says Bridges.

The birth was the talk of Kentwood. "I'm really happy for her and her family," says Jennifer Pike, who works at the corner store where the Spears family often shops. "There will probably be some rough times and some bumpy times, but I wish the best for her. I wish her all the luck in the world."

"We're so excited for her," a family friend tells PEOPLE. "She'll be a great mom. She'll be awesome."

Adds another friend, "She was so excited about having this child. (She was) looking forward to it so much."

The days have passed slowly for Spears and fiancé Casey Aldridge, who had finished preparing for the baby a few weeks ago. "It seemed like this day would never come," says a cousin of Aldridge. "They've been getting ready, but everything was pretty much done by last month. So they just had to wait."

Now that Maddie Briann is here, family members hope that Spears and Aldridge are good parents. "It's easy to have them, but hard to raise them," says relative Charlie Spears. "I hope she's healthy, and I hope they raise a good baby."

MARIO LOPEZ

We first met PEOPLE's Hottest Bachelor when he played good-guy A.C. Slater on Saved by the Bell. He's since moved on to Dancing with the Stars and is now co-host of Extra's weekend edition and star of Broadway's A Chorus Line. Still, Lopez, 34 – here recreating Mark Wahlberg's famous "Marky Mark" pose – says he wasn't always so fit: "I was a fat, fat baby. I looked like a sumo wrestler. My mom had to pull the fat folds apart when she bathed me!"


BRODY & FRANKIE

"We were both like, 'Who is this guy that's always got girls?'" Delgado, 27, says of meeting his "wingman" and Hills costar Jenner. Since pairing up in 2004, the pals admit that only once has a girl come between them. "We went on a boys trip to Miami after he broke up with his girlfriend," says Jenner, 24. "All of a sudden, they rekindle. Next thing you know, I'm in Miami by myself. I had the couch. It was a nightmare."

DAVID COOK

He can sing in front of millions of people, but the 25-year-old American Idol winner admits that his stage bravado doesn't always carry over into his personal life. "Looking a pretty woman in the eye and convincing her I'm worth taking a chance on is different. It takes a specific brand of guts, and it's not the kind I have."


TERRENCE HOWARD

The Iron Man star, 39, has a brutally honest take on love. "I'm the most arrogant person you'll ever meet, and any woman I date has to know that," he says. "Life is too short to pretend that you're okay with somebody when you're not."

BRYAN SPEARS

A TV and film producer, Britney and Jamie Lynn's older brother says he prefers the behind-the-scenes life. "I can go to any party I want, but I can also slip away and not have paparazzi follow me." Still, Spears, 31, shares a few similarities with his famous younger sister: "We are both sensitive. We get our feelings hurt easily, Britney and I."


GERARD BUTLER

The 300 star, 38, says he hasn't always had luck with women. "A few years ago, I went out with a girl and we were having a great time. She went to the toilet, and I thought, 'You know what? I'm also going to go to the toilet.' Maybe it took me a little longer to get out of there than I thought. I came back and she was gone. So I said to the waiter, 'What happened?' The waiter said, 'She came out and stood around the table and then she left.' I ran outside and she was nowhere to be seen. I never saw her again!"

JAMES BLAKE

The tennis star says he tailors his hairdo according to the kind of women he wants to attract. "In college I had braids, dreadlocks, cornrows – even the Kid 'N Play high-top. Back then it seemed girls all had that 'bad boy' in mind they wanted to date. Maybe that is why I was doing the crazy hair. Now I've grown up and tend to date girls who have figured out what they like in a guy. Hopefully they are more interested in a clean-cut guy who will treat them right."


BRET MICHAELS

The Poison frontman and Rock of Love star thanks his famous blond hair for his luck with the opposite sex. "It creates this Tarzanesque, likable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you,' " says Michaels, 45. "To put it simply, long hair works for me. It rocks."

ANDY & AKIVA

The Saturday Night Live star and SNL writer first met at their Berkeley, Calif., middle school. Since then, they've fine-tuned their pickup act. "We get a giant trench coat, and one gets on the other one's shoulders, so we're like a giant," says Samberg, 29. Explains Schaffer, 30: "We're into really tall girls."


HUNTER JOHANSSON

Scarlett's twin brother – he's younger by three minutes – says his famous sister helps him out when it comes to meeting women. "She tells me how girls think. When I'm stuck, I call," says the 23-year-old, a campaign organizer for Barack Obama. "She's set me up on dates. It wasn't with anybody famous. It was with some school friends – all very beautiful, wonderful girls."

ADAM LEVINE

The Maroon 5 frontman reveals his dealbreakers when it comes to relationships. "If she says, 'I want you to start cutting your toenails more frequently,' I will say, 'Good idea. I will change that.' If she says, 'I don't want you to watch the Lakers game,' I'll say, 'Let's break up,' " admits the singer, 29. "You have to strike a balance."


THE GOSSIP GUYS

The stars of Gossip Girl – Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford – say that being on one of TV's hottest shows doesn't help the dating scene. "I'm new to American dating," says Westwick, 21. "Back home in England, a night out at a pub is great. Now I've graduated to the dinner stage and the whole conversation thing. I'd rather grab a drink, be around music, with other people's friends around as well. It takes the pressure off."

Amy Winehouse to Remain Hospitalized



Amy Winehouse is undergoing further hospital tests in the wake of her collapse Monday in her London home,

The soul diva, 24, was given additional scans and tests Thursday, says her rep, Chris Goodman.

Winehouse is due to perform June 27 at a concert marking Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday. The next day she is supposed to participate in England's Glastonbury music festival.

Goodman says both dates remain in place, though a final decision "will be made entirely on the advice of her doctors and in her best interests."
– Stephen M. Silverman

Keira Knightley Happy to Go Nude on Film



Keira Knightley has no problem appearing in the buff for her latest film. In fact, she says it's becoming a habit.

"I always bare my breasts," she said at the press conference to promote The Edge of Love Wednesday at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. "It's not like it's only in this film!"

The British actress, 23, is best known for the Pirates of the Caribbean films; last year she went au naturale in the period drama Atonement.

Referring to a scene in the wartime romance The Edge of Love with her onscreen husband Cillian Murphy, Knightley said: "It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they've got bras on."

So when the director asked her to remove her bra, "I said, 'All right then.'"

But when it came to her singing scenes, the British actress needed much more persuasion. On hearing she had to sing live in front of the cast and 100 extras, she said, "I thought I was going to die. My knees actually started buckling."

The film was written by Sharman Macdonald, Knightley's mother, who says her actress daughter was the inspiration for writing the period romance that also stars Sienna Miller, 26, and Matthew Rhys (Brothers and Sisters.)

"I wasn't particularly pleased that Shar put singing into the script – in the first couple of takes I sounded like a apubescent boy," says Knightley, who calls her mom Shar and instead of mother.

At the film's premiere in Scotland on Wednesday, Knightley (in a cream Chanel jumpsuit) and Miller (in a Jasmine de Milo dress) walked the red carpet holding hands.

The two fashionable costars "are incredibly warm in the film and that's the way they are in life," says mom Macdonald. "They knew each other slightly before and then they just completely bonded on the film. I hope they will be friends for life!"

Anne Hathaway Rides Emotional Highs & Lows



There is no stopping Anne Hathaway on a Big Apple media whirl – and emotional roller coaster – for her new film Get Smart.

Despite her recent split from longtime boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, the actress has been hitting the promotional circuit, appearing with costar Steve Carell on Wednesday night at the Apple store in Manhattan.

A few hundred people lined up for the event, which was moderated by Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert. Hathaway, 25, made no mention of Follieri and laughed throughout the evening.

The star was a bit more reserved during her appearance on The View on Thursday morning, which she pre-taped Wednesday before the Apple store appearance.

"My personality is very kind of, you know, girlish, bubbly," she told the panelists, before adding, "Not today...I'm kind of somber today."

Cohost Joy Behar then asked, "Mood swings?" to which Hathaway replied, "Let's not go there."

Britney Spears' Mom Tells Court: She "Intends to Return to Louisiana"



Britney Spears "intends to return to Louisiana," her mom Lynne says in a declaration to the L.A. Superior Court filed Tuesday obtained by Us.

"Britney has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California due in part to work but primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing," Lynne explains.

Britney's ex Kevin Federline has primary custody of their two young children, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

At Tuesday's hearing, the court commissioner granted Britney's father Jamie permission to sell the singer's six-bedroom home in Beverly Hills, CA. (Because her father is her co-conservator, the decision to sell the home required a court's approval.)

Though she has spent most of her time in Beverly Hills, Britney has owned a home in their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana for the past eight years.

Britney and Jamie flew to Kentwood Wednesday for the birth of Britney's younger sister Jamie Lynn's baby, Maddie Briann, Thursday.

Charlie Sheen Apologizes for Calling Denise Richards the N-Word



Charlie Sheen is apologizing for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public.

The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards – the mother of their two young daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 – a "f--king c--t" and a "f--king n----r."

In response, the Two and a Half Men star said in a statement released Wednesday, "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

Sheen added, however, that "three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis" because "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."

Sheen – who wed Brooke Mueller last month – has been in a bitter public feud with Richards since they split in 2006. She recently revealed that he gave their daughters necklaces before asking for them back.

Ronnie's Leaving!



Wow! This is a bit of a shocker!

In an upset, Germany beat Portugal 3-2 on Wednesday night at the Euro 2008.

Crissy was NOT happy about that and he also revealed some surprising news after the game.

At a press conference post-defeat, Cristiano Ronaldo announced that he is hoping to leave Manchester Unites and join Real Madrid.

Says Ronnie, "The possibilities [of moving to Real] are great, but as I've always said it doesn't depend only on me. In the next few days we will see if we can arrive at an agreement. I have many desires and in the next few days they will become clear."

Wow. Wow. Wow.

The 23-year-old Cristiano still has four years left on a contract he signed only last season and his fee would undoubtedly break the world transfer record of $90m paid by Real for Zinedine Zidane in 2001.

Crazy!

Revenge Is A Bi##h



Hopefully this will turn into another Charlie vs. Denise, only we care about these two even less!

According to Access Hollywood, Christie Brinkley is still soooo pissed at soon to be ex-husband Peter Cook that she's asked for the divorce court proceedings to be made public.

She apparently wants all his dirty laundry to air out for all of us to see.

Yay!

Brinkley filed for divorce from Cook when it surfaced that he was having an affair with his then 18-year old assistant.

Among the things that may be revealed in the case include details about Cook's Internet porn consumption and that he regularly visited swingers sites in search of women partners, according to a source.

We hope Christie gets her way!

[Image via WENN.]

Eva's European Adventure



She's taking that honeymoon she never had!

AND, she's inviting the paparazzi every step of the way!

Grossie gross.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker ham it up for the photogs.

The pair hit up Florence, Italy, on Thursday.

They visited the Accademia museum to see Michelangelo's David and then went to Michelangelo Square to enjoy the immaculate view of the city, embracing, kissing and giving their pap friends the money shot!

On Tuesday, Eva and Tony were in Zurich catching a soccer game.

And, this past weekend, they were pAArtying it up in Paris.

Is Greece next????

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Angie Delivers….A Hit!



While we wait for the twins…

Angelina Jolie's new movie, Wanted, hits theaters next Friday, June 27th, and the film is getting GREAT reviews.

The Hollywood Reporter glows:

The debut American feature by successful Russian director Timur Bekmambetov ("Night Watch" and its record-smashing 2006 sequel, "Day Watch"), this over-the-top, ultraviolent, hyperkinetic action thriller pretty much has it all.

That would include engagingly offbeat source material in the form of Mark Millar and J.G. Jones' comic book series, a decent adaptation by Michel Brandt and Derek Haas (last year's "3:10 to Yuma" remake) and Chris Morgan ("Cellular"), a terrific cast and jaw-dropping stunt work.

Can't wait to see it!!!!

Don't Lose Any More!!!!



Yes, that really is Kristen Johnston!

The 3rd Rock From The Sun alum recently dropped SIXTY pounds.

If she gets any skinnier, she will start to seriously look unhealthy!

Kristen attended a screening of Blinders in NYC on Wednesday.

And she's wearing white - that's supposed to make you look fat!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Aliana Lohan Is A Troll!



She's slowly crawling herself from the Z list to the D!

It's being reported that little Ali Lohan is currently the top choice for director John Carl Buechler's lead role in the remake of his 1986 classic, Troll.

LaLohan Jr. auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair.

That must be a mistake. She's PERFECT for the role of the troll!!!!!

Eunice is the one who helps Harry Potter, Jr. fight the evil Torok the Troll.

And no, there's no relation to the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. That is, unless she borrowed the name from the movie.

We wonder….

Buechler says of Ali, "She was great. The camera loves her. She's a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her."

Riiiiight.

We have a feeling Dina Lohan is jealous she's not in the movie!

[Image via WENN.]

Crackhead's Still Got A Job



Despite her recent arrest for drugs, it looks like Tatum O'Neal is returning to her role as Maggie on the FX series Rescue Me.

Do people actually watch that show???

At the time of her arrest earlier this month, O'Neal had already filmed two episodes for the fifth season of the show, which is expected to premiere in the spring of 2009.

Peter Tolan, the series co-creator says "We want to bring her back, and I haven't heard anything about why she wouldn't be available to us. It's a misdemeanor, so she's not going to do time, and nobody has said to us we can't insure her or anything like that. So I'm assuming she's available to us and it's 'business as usual.'"

Yea, unless she gets busted again for cocaine and taken to jail!

Tolan adds, "We've already started to do some stuff with her that hooks into the death [of one of the characters] and where that sends her."

Even if she returns, will U still watch?

[Image via Starbux/WENN.]

Living on Prayers



There might be some hope for TV hasbeens Matthew Perry and Wilmer Valderrama.

Both have landed leading roles in pilots.

Unfortunately, a pilot don't mean much sometimes cuz there's a chance it won't hit the airwaves.

Former Friend Perry is set to do a dark comedy pilot with Showtime called The End of Steve. A Showtime suit says, "This role will show fans that he can be not only funny but also reach to some dark places. It will be a departure from the way America thinks of Matthew. This is the beginning of a really exciting journey."

Sounds THRILLING.

Lohan's ex-BF, Wilmer, is going back to Fox — the former home of his only TV That 70's Show — for his pilot, The Emancipation of Ernesto. Valderrama will play a "guileless innocent embarking on an epic quest to find his father amid a Los Angeles landscape polluted with excess.' The story is said to be in the spirit of the classic Steve Martin comedy The Jerk.

Good luck, boys!

If your shows do make it on air, let's hope for your careers' sake they're on for more than just a season.

[Images via WENN.]

Irregular Heartbeat!



Drugs will f##k you up BIG TIME, kids.

The Sun reports that Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat after she collapsed at home on Monday.

Amy was hospitalized last year after overdosing on crack.

The irregular heartbeat may be to blame for her recent fainting spell. And, of course, her cracked out way are likely the reason for the irregular heartbeat.

A doctor tells the paper, "Crack narrows blood vessels and raises pressure. It is toxic to the heart muscle, causing an irregular beat. A heart attack is one of the most common ways for the drug to kill."

Crazy.

We hope Wino realizes how lucky she is to be alive, despite her abusing ways.

The report also mentions that Ames' family are thinking of getting some court order of sorts to keep the songstress in the hospital.

Doctors are supposedly trying to wean her off heroin.

We hope the family and doctors get their way!

8 Hit Wonder?



Will Smith will probs be the undisputed #1 movie star in the world in a few weeks.

According to industry predictions, Smith's new flick, Hancock, (in theaters July 2nd) is destined for a $140-$150 million opening weekend, which would mark the 8th consecutive film for Will that would make $100 million or more at the box office!

No other actor has done that before!

Wills must be glad that the box office curse plaguing his good friend, Tom Cruise hasn't rubbed off on him!

We have to admit that we think Hancock's superhero needs rehab storyline is pretty clever.

Plus, funnyman Jason Bateman is in the flick.

Will U see Hancock?

Miz Jackson's Getting Real



Janet Jackson will be starring in an MTV reality show, it was announced today.

Ugh.

We have mixed feelings about this.

We don't really like reality, but we do heart Janet.

The untitled project, which has already started casting, will feature Miz J as she mentors a group of aspiring singers and dancers.

The project will be shot in the coming months as Jackson prepares for her world tour.

One of the show's exec producers says, "It's really about finding who's the next Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake or Usher. And we'll find it from a pool of people who you wouldn't typically find it from. We'll go to YMCAs, church groups, local community centers and try to cast the show."

Will you watch?

[Image via WENN.]

Nip/Tuck ???



They're getting up there in age!

Have some of the ladies from Sex and the City taken a good look at themselves and decided to fix some problem areas????

According to reports, since the release of their movie, both Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon have had minor surgeries performed at Roosevelt Hospital in New York.

An inside source says, "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed. They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week."

Davis's rep had no comment at the moment.

As for Nixon, her rep tells Perez, "I wanted you to know the item about Cynthia is 100% false."

We're inclined to believe her, and time will tell when we see pics of Nixon in the near future.

We'll have to wait to find out if Davis' surgery reports are true.

But, while we're waiting, maybe Sarah Jessica Parker should book her appointment today with a doctor???

Surely something can be done about her Madonna-ish zombie hands!

[Image via WENN.]

Playing Nice For The Cameras



They're such great friends.

Look, they even go out together!

And, we're sure they're not being forced to by their show's producers!

The Hills villain, Lo Bosworth, its anti-hero, Lauren Conrad, and supporting character, Audrina Patridge, went out for some din din and to film for their unscripted drama, Wednesday night at Kumo Restaurant in Los Angeles.

[Image via WENN.]

Don't Make This A Trend!



Not again!

Nicole Richie showed up in that '70s-inspired creation at the Cartier Charity Love Bracelet Launch in L.A. on Wednesday night.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. FUG!

She looks like Mrs. Roeper from Three's Company. That's not a compliment!

And we see flashes of Madame too!

[Image via WENN.]

Vintage J.J.!



Going into the archives!

Janet must have gone deep into her closet and picked out this old school wig, from the All For You days.

We love it!

As Miz Jackson begins rehearsals for her upcoming tour, she took a little break on Wednesday evening to attend the Cartier Charity Love Bracelet launch.

Looking good!

[Images via WENN.]

Charlie Apologizes For Using The "N" Word!



As we told you guys first via phone on our Gossip On The Go…

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in a yet another vitriolic public exchange of words.

And this time it gets racial!

As previously mentioned, voice mail messages that Charlie left for Denise over three years ago surfaced earlier today, Wednesday.

Hmm, who saves 3 year old voicemails??

Looks like someone had intentions to use them for revenge or blackmail!

Charlie's messages included several curse-filled rants and even a clip of him calling Denise a "####### nigg–."

Yea. Digusting!

HERE is the transcripts of Sheen's voice mail messages to Richards.

"Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 12:46pm

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you're lawyer bullshit and your f##king emails and then you don't answer the phone, and you know, you don't have the f##king courage or the wherewithal to like confront me or deal with me or just be f##king honest. And the forthright and I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that's just who you are and what you do. And I guess once I accept that, I won't be frustrated by your chicken shit f##king behavior, so whatever. I'm just really ####### mad and you owe me a phone call. Okay. Cause again, if I did the same shit to you, you'd be f##king furious. Alright, so whatever.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 1:00pm

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a f##king liar. Okay. You're a f##king liar. So, you know what it's like, f##k you. Okay, I hope you rot in f##king hell. You're a piece of shit f##king liar and I hope you f##king rot in hell. So f##k you. I hope I never f##king talk to you again you f##king c##t. F##k you. You're a coward and a liar and a f##king n###er alright, so f##k you."

Hours after the recordings were released (and then vanished online), Charlie issued an apology.

He says, "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

He goes on to say, "Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis" especially because "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."

Ughhh….

This is such a tough one.

Team Charlie or Team Denise????

It's like picking between diarrhea or constipation - neither are pretty!

[Image via WENN.]

It's Jessica, not Carrie, b##ch!



Last week in NYC, Jessica Simpson was reportedly mistaken for Tony Romo's ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood in the lobby of her NYC hotel, according to OK! Magazine.

An eyewitness reports, “She (the Underwood fan) said she was her number-one fan from back in the Idol days. Jessica smiled politely and didn’t correct her, and she started to laugh when the girl asked how she was doing since her devastating split from Chace [Crawford].”

A friend of Jess' supposedly told the mag, “She wasn’t pleased that the girl had no clue who she was!”

Ouch!

[Images by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

Sex Snub!



This must sting.

It turns out that legendary fashion designer Vivienne Westwood is not feeling the Sex and the City movie.

Westwood, at 67 years-old, created a dress that was worn by Sarah Jessica Parker's character in the movie, Carrie. She was also name-checked in the film.

But that hasn't stopped Vivi from stating that she was far from impressed with the work done by stylist Patricia Field for the movie.

Westwood says, "I thought Sex and the City was supposed to be about cutting-edge fashion and there was nothing remotely memorable or interesting about what I saw. I went to the premiere and left after 10 minutes."

In fact, she called it "quite dull."

Ouch.

Then again, is Westwood really in any position to still be judging fashion????

We wouldn't doubt it if she's already started to lose her mind!

[Image via WENN.]

He Still Looks Dirty!



Josh Hartnett's new ad for Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance.

He couldn't be bothered to shampoo his hair???

This pales in comparison to David Beckham's Armani ads!

And She's Out!



Emphysema-ridden Amy Winehouse was released from the hospital on Monday.

What's the first thing she does????

Wino was photographed shopping and SMOKING!!!!!!

How long until she dies????

Promise Rings Are For P######!



It looks like things are getting serious for I Kissed A Girl rocker Katy Perry and her beau, Travis McCoy, the lead singer from Gym Class Heroes.

He's given her a "promise" ring!

Isn't that like some shit you do in high school????

McCoy opened up in a recent interview and said, "We're going to spend the whole summer together. She's going to be on Warped Tour with us, she's going to be performing. It's going to be a good time."

The two just kicked off the Warped Tour this past Friday in Pomona, California. They'll be traveling together for the next two months.

Does he promise not to take a dump on her tour bus????

As for what he likes about Perry, he says, "She's super hot, for one. But when I first heard the song, I was like this is going to be a smash. The next thing you know it's No. 1 on iTunes."

So wait. You like her because she's hot and has a number 1 single?

WTF??

He adds, "I'm proud of her, she deserves it. She's been in this business for the last six, seven years, and she's finally getting a break. I'm excited for her."

As for their relationship, it looks like McCoy bought her the diamond ring - but only as a "promise" - that she wears on her middle finger.

He even adds "and I have one too!"

His is a silver band with the name "Katy" engraved on it.

He continues, "I went in [the jewelry store] and said I wanted a ring. The lady behind the counter said 'here's one for $300.' I was like, 'I want a nice ring!' Then I pointed to the big one."

McCoy adds he was "so scared to give it" to her, but luckily "she was so excited! And I'd set up flowers everywhere."

A promise to continue to give her big diamonds is a good "promise"!

It's Getting Nastier!



Looks like someone is slowly losing their mind.

And that someone is Linda Hogan!

According to police reports, Linda called the cops to report that Hulk Hogan was driving toward her house, and when she noticed him, she decided to follow him around town.

WTF?

Linda proceeded to call 911 and when she mentioned she was following her ex, which she supposedly has a retraining order against, the operator says, "Ma'am, ma'am, stop following him!"

According to the report, Linda now owns both house. One on the beach, and the other larger one near Clearwater, FL.

When police arrived at her house to question her, she told them she was at home near Clearwater during the early morning of May 22nd while boat repairmen were working outside to fix her boat.

She then left to meet up with her daughter Brooke for breakfast, but after waiting 45 minutes, Brooke never showed up.

Burn!

Your own daughter stands you up for breakfast, without so much as a call to cancel?

It was during that time that one of the employees called Linda saying Brooke was at the house and kicked out all the workers.

Linda then told cops that she believed Hulk is using Brooke to spy on her. It seems Brooke has been living with dad in a Penthouse nearby.

This shit is like a soap opera!!!

Then, while Linda was returning home after locking up the beach house, she noticed Hulk's yellow Dodge Charger on the street and proceeded to follow him. They drove for a while, with Hulk occasionally stopping.

He then drove and stopped outside Linda's house for about 5 minutes and then drove off.

Linda also proceeded to tell officers, without being asked, that she feared for her life - that Hulk had been very physically abusive with her.

She even mentions one time when Hulk held her down on the bed forcibly by her throat, causing her not to be able to breathe. She did state all of these incidents were in the past.

The case has since been closed and no charges have been filed.

Poor Linda.

Linda La Loca!

[Image via WENN.]

Pricey Posh Frocks



A jeans collection is not enough!

According to reports, Victoria Beckham will be unveiling a line of super expensive dresses at New York Fashion Week.

Posh says, "It will be something completely different from what I've ever done. I'm just putting it together at the moment, but they will be very upscale dresses and likely will start at around $1,200 retail. I'm going to be using very expensive fabrics and finishes, lots of embroideries."

That's insane!

$1,200 to START?!?

What's the point in making close if it's not at least remotely affordable to people other than millionaires????

She must just be doing it for fun!

The Spice Girl also said that she hopes to branch out into shoes and bags but can't do those now because she's a "control freak" and doesn't want to expand too fast.

Good luck, Posh!

Hope your dresses sell better than your jeans!

[Image via WENN.]

New Music From Heidi Montag!



We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!

Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.

The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.

The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.

But, the lyrics are totally weak!

The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!